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The Gravedancers (2006)
Wow... I was deeply frightened, and that's very good
This film was totally worth watching! I expected another dumb Horror flick, like all these movies where a group of people are really dumb & drunk and end up dead because they did something stupid, but what I got was as great as the (japanese) The Grudge, Amityville Horror and all those other really great movies that made me look away mostly all the time! The characters were well developed, that's really rare with Horror movies, the story was not dumb at all, and as far as I noticed, they had no plot holes (Something that too much Horror movies have, because the writers don't really care about the story, but only about cheap sensationalism.), the actors were really great too, they did a wonderful job and you really can feel for them, and those ghosts... I nearly wet my pants... Kudos to the special effects team, really! So, if you have some spear time and want to watch a real good old' horror flick, then go and rent or buy this movie. You won't be disappointed!
Facez of Death 2000 (1996)
This is disgusting and it's REAL (not like Faces of Death)
It's not only crappy it's also really cheap and all you can do is laugh about those people who made this. (Although not about the things they show you) I was curious about it, because everybody talked about it and said how good and horrifying this is, but then when I watched nearly three scenes (Something 'bout a trucker, leprosy and something else) I had enough. It's a very cheap production (I mean, come on this music and this guy with the funny voice???), it's NOT FAKE like Faces of Death and it's just plain dumb. I mean, what's it good for? It's not thrilling, nor entertaining. Just really really sick.
The only reason somebody watches this could be: a) You don't have anything else to watch and want to try this crap b) You want to proof how brave you are to watch this, and brag in front of your friends c) You're stoned and think it's funny d) You're dumb and think it's funny e) You're a total sicko who get's off while watching this crap (And like to call it "beautiful" (And maybe end up doing a killing spree) So, if you're curious, watch it. But I tell you, as long as you're not a total dumb ass you won't like it. (So, I'd advice you to rent a really good Horror Movie instead. (You could also rent a bad one, it'll still be way better than America the Violent, even Flesh Eating Mothers is better than this.))
Posutoman burûsu (1997)
One of the best movies I've seen in a long time...
I know, it's a kinda old movie, but I recently found this in a shop and bought it right away. Of course it's always risky to just buy a movie because you think it looks kinda cool. But not with this one. I have to say, this is probably the best Japanese movie I've ever seen. It's touching, fascinating, funny (You don't even have to be Japanese to think it's funny (And that's mostly the case)), full of action and kinda crazy too. Believe me, you've never seen anything like this before. The story is full of little twists and you really can't predict any of the things that'll happen.
Of course it get's a ten out of ten from me.
People, watch it! It's totally worth your time!
Flesh-Eating Mothers (1988)
It doesn't get any crappier
Oh my... I didn't expect much, not even anything at all, but still, it fell short on my expectations. I'd say that this is one of the dumbest movies I ever saw... Honestly, I turned my TV off after nearly half an hour, because I couldn't stand it anymore. The actors were as bad as it can get. I wanted to punch every single one of them in the face when they appeared on screen. I watched the special edition, uncut and all, and still there were nearly no splatter scenes at all (Usually you can still make the bad actors and the missing story up if you have some good splatter scenes) and the special effects sucked badly. And hey, of course, if your mother eats your little brother you don't go to the police. You just scream (With no facial expression at all) and then you run off, smoking a cigarette with some guy and don't mind telling him.
I want that half hour of my life back. I could've used it to watch something good.
So, please, don't you watch this! Go buy Braindead, The Re-Animator or Bad Taste!