conanthebarber Reviews

Nude Aerobics (1983 Video)

Naked Women doing Aerobics!

[10/10 · 8 January 2024]

About a half dozen women wearing headbands and leg warmers, and nothing else, doing aerobics. They are guided by an aerobics fitness tape showing a fully dressed woman who leads them. No plot or dialog or anything, just lots of scenes of attractive naked 80s Women doing aerobics.

Mostly Full Frontal nudity, some of the Women are trimmed, some are fully natural. There are a few scenes where the camera shows from the waist up only, but unlike normal videos from that era most of the video is full frontal nudity.

The women do things like running in place, jumping rope, lying down and doing leg-lifts, and various other exercises.

The Sex Sense (1981)

Great Sexycomedia

[10/10 · 31 October 2023]

This is a Mexican Sexy Comedia, a movie that tries to show as much full frontal female nudity as possible, and largely succeeds. There were a lot of Mexican movies like that around that time, and this is arguably the best. The comedy is debatable, and possibly more enjoyable if you're a native Spanish speaker, but the female nudity is frequent. Near the end of the movie, the main characters decide that they need to visit a nudist camp, and that starts a delightful 10 minute scene with virtually constant full female nudity. FWIW, the men in the nudist camp are not actually naked, they wear modesty patches. This is a great movie for girl-watching or to try to improve your High-School Spanish.

A company called OXXO Films made a version that is viewable and better than nothing, but has very low resolution.

A company called Grupo Nueva Imagen LLC released a DVD set called "6 SEXY COMEDIAS de ALFONSO ZAYAS" which contains this movie along with 5 others, and this is a much clearer version.

Deathstalker (1983)

Classy Movie with no basically no full frontal female nudity.

[4/10 · 2 October 2023]

According to another review there are twenty-five breast shots, twenty-seven butt shots, fifteen impalings, two amputations, one arrow in the neck, three beheadings, one horse dragging, one crotch stabbing, one head smashing, and person one drawn and quartered. But hey, this is a classy movie with no full frontal female nudity. There appears to be a very brief possibly unintentional glimpse of some lady's muff underwater, but if that is real and not just a shadow or artifact that is it. The creator's of this movie apparently understand there is never a good reason to show Full Frontal Female Nudity in any movie. Stay classy Dudes!

Campus Pussycats (1973)

2 versions

[7/10 · 26 May 2023]

There are 2 versions of this movie that you might encounter in the US.

It was originally released in the US with the name changed from Schulmadchen Report 6 Teil to Campus Pussycats. This version was then dubbed into something resembling English, and then all the Full nudity was removed, while the TnA was left in.

The other version is Schoolgirl Report Volume #6, which has removable English subtitles, and all of the full nudity remains.

Most people who watch movies like this don't really care about the plot or acting, if you are looking for TnA it has plenty. If you like full frontal nudity featuring women from the 1970s, you want to avoid Campus Pussycats.