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The Huns (2021)
Amateurish Nonsense
Seems like the director of photography has an obsession with slow-motion scenes.
Its like everything was a slow-motion.
Also, alot of walking around.
And then the narrator sitting at the fire with the teen? Ridiculous.
The least that they could have done was show that chick without clothes.
Luckily I didn't have to pay to see this garbage.
Don't waste your time.
Slow motion
Slow motion
Walking around.
Walking around
Sit by the fire and talk
Sit by the fire and talk
Slow motion
Slow motion slow motion
Walk around then slow motion
Sit by the fire
Talk walk slow motion
Slow motion
Slow motion.
Dangerous (2021)
What in the Actual F was this?
I broke down and created an account just to write this and warn others.
What a steaming pile.
Now, mind you, I think Scott Eastwood is a decent actor. But given a garbage script like this and he was wasted. Mel Gibson? Please, hang it up Mel. Go back to Australia and open an Emu farm or a Wallaby rescue. But, for the love of God, just stop already. Famke Jannsen should file malpractice charges against the quack who ruined her plastic surgery. She looks awful. And Kevin Durand? Like, is he doing an Elon Musk bio pic after this because... damn! Every time he was onscreen I was expecting to hear a Tesla pitch or a Mars colonization plan.
In short, don't waste your time.