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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021)
cute but extremely boring
I'm not sure what I was expecting heading into a movie like this, but what I got was so boring and it didn't deserve a an Oscars for animation only marcel is stop motion this is not what we call animation, the story is supposed to be story about companionship, loss, ...
and the importance of meaningful connections. But only thing it gave me was getting fallen as sleep twice while watching it with my Gf she adored it and I just hated every second of it it cute that's it cute. Geoduck watching ir I rate it 1.5 because of sending me to sleep..... the whole movie is like a college project I don't know how it got so many praises and 10 scores just because Marcell was cute and the ending was also a disaster.
Assassin (2023)
serious BS and the worst ending ever in a movie
I was in Iraq for 30 months and an IED almost blew me into my left hand to the another world now its just a piece of metal hand and I don't even have PPTSD now this movie want me to believe a trained special-op soldiers cant take 3 months of mental hardship have you ever heard about marine and special forces which i was was one.30 months of bullets and rockets around you is worst than 3 months of cold shower forger 30month 3month of combat zone is worse and this dude could take not taking risk in a bathtub? Disrespectful heard of? It' s a shame Bruce Willis ended his career with this he barely has 20 minutes of screen time and no real dialogue. And other actors are awful and devastating they are all play their roles like robots. I had high expectations but it made me crumble and the ending was the worse thing I have ever seen in a while. Don't waste your money just skip this junk.
Paranormal Highway (2017)
i wish I could give it a zero
It takes 2/3 of the movie to get to something and then you are face with a stupid acting and righting a complete disaster that is no even laughable. The biggest problem, the one that turns Paranormal Highway into a so-so movie into an absolute snore-fest is the pacing of the lacklustre story. It takes an absolute age for anything to happen and by time it does, it's so unsatisfying it all feels pointless.
The cast are poor, a mix of wooden performances and hilarious attempts at adding depth to paper-thin characters. The concept is sound, debate team going to nationals except a few are clearly adults playing teens and the film doesn't even try to hide that.
Blindness (2008)
dont waste your time
The movie is typical example of modern intellectualism: You will construct slightly bizarre situation which may attract wide audience, then convert it into "social" theme / parody / allegory. This will impress intellectuals but will bore or make angry the rest of audience.
You know - the theme of women trading themselves for food and government doing nothing about it might create strong movie if you put it into some real location like Somalia or former Yugoslavia. The fundamental problem, as it was pointed out by most of low rating reviewers, is lack of any plausibility or logic in the movie. First, the "blind colony" behaves like third world, not as medical facility in even semi-modern country. The concept that the "blind" would live in their own society inside modern society unsupervised but with supplies is totally unrealistic. The lead female character is no heroine, she is simply very weak character suitable only for the sole purpose of displaying "violence on women". The "evil male colony" seems to have magic properties as single gun would stop others from taking their part of food. And the males in the "good part of colony" are, well, just sissies.
If the movie would take part in Sierra Leone or Somalia I would say OK. But this is completely absurd construct engineered only to highlight ideas of feminism, male despotism, insufficiency of democracy and such themes. It is as "realistic" as Independence Day, but in the addition is very very boring. It is hardly survivable even with the help of Fast Forward Time & Nerves Saving Button...
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1/10
Pure nonsense...
headly6610 February 2009
Warning: Spoilers
This has to be the dumbest movie idea I have ever seen. What is with these modern directors that they seem to enjoy creating scenarios that are just absurd and impossible and expect people to believe in whatever crap they put on the screen. OK, several people start going blind for no apparent reason and they have all been in contact with each other so the government (what country is this? South American license plates, American accents, Japanese people???) starts to round them up and then just leaves them alone? A bunch of blind people, can someone say lawsuit?
Why does a ten year old boy just pee in his pants, he's blind but he can't open his fly? They just push blind people into a room to fend for themselves, couldn't someone fall & smash their head open, then what? No exams, no doctors to find a cure, they just live in filth? Where in the world would this happen? If this really happened the national guard would be called out, quarantines set up (real ones) and all planes would be grounded, etc.
The scene with them telling her where a shovel is is just ridiculous. How do they eat or go to the bathroom? How can they do anything? One seeing woman could not help all these people, and she doesn't help she just makes their lives worse. Why are blind people burying their own dead, how hard would it be to dig dozens of 6ft deep holes blind? How could blind people enforce rules like paying for food? Why doesn't the seeing woman just hit that guy over the head, problem solved. Why would she allow women, including herself to be raped and all their valuables taken away when she could just walk up to the guy and take the gun out of his hand??? This is an amazingly stupid movie with absolutely no point whatsoever. A purely garbage script. I can't imagine how this was green lighted by a studio, please stop giving bad directors and producers money for junk. Kubrick was creative, Hitchcock was creative, this is crap. Also the Moore the seeing woman could be cure to all of this much sooner as she was the only one who didnt go blind so she had an anti body she could save millions in the city but f up even the life of people in quarntine.
Clock (2023)
this movie could be a master piece but:
The great story it tries to tell is killed by scattershot and no expiations of the underlining situation till end as triller the ending will leave you to be something to be desired as a feministic movie you down despite a great lead and cast the director failed to include the horror or trill or a good expiation of the "device " implanted. Let me say the movie is so bad that after twice watching it I just noticed the feministic theme but not the whole story is explanted no by shots, not by subtext and barely it made it a movie by dialoge which is heavily lacking in certain areas like when Argon talks to his father his father doesn't say much and you get to no real determination of the movie at the end maybe a remake of this movie with subtext and more dialogue and subtext be a 10 out of ten but director let the story of the movie down by hiding everything so much that the movie dazes you and you wont understand it. A magnificent screen play was wasted by the director here.