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Numbers (2022)
Jeez louise
All i can say is now we know why there's a teacher shortage. 🤷♀️
Really though they call this acting? Best line was "he'd say three times two times nothing" or something like that. The "cops" are actually probably somewhat like the real cops in how they are on the job, though.
This movie is the most modern cheesy movie Ive seen. Didn't know stuff this bad passed the level of student film anymore.
Seriously, its like none of the actors have ever been in pain before. They severely underact with regards to being injured. I have nothing else to say other than watch this if you want a good ol' 21st century chuckle.
Oats Studios (2017)
Cheesy Black Mirror wannabe
Knew it was trying to be Black Mirror by the description. But then i was really underwhelmed by how poorly written (aka cheesy) it was. The writing was simplistic and the storylines&characters were predictable. It was almost offensive, like they would think that this could entertain people.
To then plug their shows by, after each episode, promo-ing their online website, was silly in an annoying way (they seemed too impressed by themselves, like "oh arnt we cool? Follow us, we know you want to"🙄). It's after. EVERY. Episode.
Then some things, like the presto veg oven, did not even make sense (how did meat get in there? They put veggies in). Black mirror solidly made sense. Some of the Oats shorts here seemed just made to be gross-factor, even when it did not make logical sense. That is a waste of time, imo. Shock factor is just annoying & mocks the viewer's intellegence.
There is good, classical cheesy. This is not that. This is honestly just an unimaginative wannabe of Black Mirror. You would understand if you saw it that im not being harsh.
But i wouldn't waste my time on this. Very unoriginal. It is worth your time to seek entertainment elsewhere.
I see from other reviews that these were trailers. Why not make that obvious, like tell us somewhere, either in the plugs after every episode, or the description?!......