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Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Sherlock Holmes a Mockery
A review of Sherlock Holmes the Movie by a close friend. The best thing about "Sherlock Holmes" was Robert Downey, Jr. That man could turn a 5 o'clock news script into comedy. I reckon I could see him in anything. Oddly, Watson's character was turned on it's head by attributing him marshal arts skills, romantic involvement, and intellectual astuteness. Then Hollywood created an antagonistic relationship between the two men since Holmes's Bipolar mania annoyed Watson's desire for a quiet marital life with a woman for whom he couldn't get around to finding a ring due to his tempting escapades with Holmes he couldn't resist. The fiasco of casting Rachel McAdams as the femme fatale was like seeing Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz in S&M leathers. I bet Hollywood was thinking, I know, let's change literary characters to create an action movie! Maybe next time we could change the hideous Spiderman to Butterflyman, and instead of saving folks, he can work in magazine publishing, yeah, folks won't know the difference! So there's my two star review of a potential well acted movie with intriguing plot full of clever deducements, reduced to a pugilistic affair of recreated literary figures.
Cloverfield (2008)
Cheap thrills for a cheap film
If you like the blair witch project, well u might just like this..but i have to question the directors originality, based on the fact that its definitely cheap to make a film with a handy cam with no effects whatsoever, as well as most of the shots were taken from a distance to add on to my misery...
I felt utterly disgusted watching this movie...one of the worst I've seen and i'm definitely going to ask for my money back....
awful to its extreme
don't waste ur money
save it for popcorn
The Slaughter (2006)
The Most Awful movie i have seen so far
The Most Awful movie i have seen so far!!!!!!!!!
There i Said it.............
The way the movie started, i thought i will be a nice old school reminiscent horror flick which will send chills down the spine, but on the halfway mark the director and the writer smoked so much weed that they transformed it into a cheesy zombie flick. If there was a way i would give it negative rating.
Shame on the director and the whole crew, and shame on me for putting up with this utter nonsense.
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