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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Junk
Jim Carrey in the already boring image of Jim Carrey with his antics, from which it smells from a mile away that his character will be a moron and a loser, which is what Eggman was portrayed as. Sonic is also kind of a jerk, everything he says is about nothing and nowhere. It's not interesting, not funny, not witty, not cool at all. 95% of the Sonic movie isn't about Sonic at all. What is it about? About the drama of an interracial couple, about a girl of a certain color, about her same friends/nieces, I can't believe people ate this up like a Sonic movie, a movie with LESS THAN A THIRD OF THE FILM'S ACTION. Just think about it: a film about a hedgehog who runs at the speed of light and who fights with a strong warrior-echidna and a robotics genius, a film where LESS THAN A THIRD OF THE ACTION IS ACTION, and the rest is chatter, drama and showdowns between the most boring interracial couple in the Galaxy . In the third part, let this wife rushes at the speed of light, then the film will be logical and complete. In the meantime, surprisingly, it is Sonic and all the characters associated with him that are least appropriate in a film about Sonic. Rating - 1/5.
Podozritelnaya sova (2016)
I'm ashamed that I'm same spicies as this... THING creators.
Terrible, clumsy animation, stupid and extremely vulgar, but absolutely meaningless jokes (like in South Park, but without any message or subtext), NIGHTMARE VOICES of voice actors, as if they were not professionals in their field, but homeless people hired for a bottle of vodka from the nearest station or overripe children working for "doshirak" - all this is Podozritelnaya or better called it - Pridurochnaya Sova. All the characters are terribly exaggerated and grotesque, among them there is not ONE adequate character that evokes sympathy and not disgust. In addition to empty vulgarity and toilet humor, as well as an open demonstration of sex and violence, the jokes are so flat, as if they were written by a KVN member, and so childish, as if this KVN member is a nursery boy by age, who is still too early for kindergarten. In general, these are simply attempts by a person terribly deprived of talent to assert himself in the empty field of animation in Russia, and gratuitous financial support for any projects with the expectation "if only there were" only helped this project not only appear and be filmed further with practically zero interest in him, but also really support the author's belief that he is an animator and a good one, although this is not the case. The project reeks terribly of the secondary, but much more successful projects of Western countries, which is why it is automatically doomed to failure. Think for yourself: why watch PS if there is the same South Park or American Dad? The answer is simple - there is no need.
The Mistress (2022)
Horror, that makes you fear like nobody in your life!!! (no)
What a boring film... I understand that in the 21st century you CANNOT film anything scary or fill it with a creepy meaning, horror films are either about nothing, or nightmares of liberals about Trump supporters coming to power, or tons of violence, but absolutely empty and meaningless. This film falls into the first two categories. An interracial couple moves into a new home. They chatter endlessly, they focus our attention on the fact that the main character smokes marijuana and... that's all. The quintessence of all horrors is the heroine's headache and her HUSBAND'S CHEATING WITH A WHITE GIRL. All. That's all this movie was about. Somewhere out there, sad letters are read to you, something flashes by purely for show, but the main horror is betrayal. Horror movies aren't what they used to be.
Hunt Club (2022)
Oops, I did it again-3
Another evening, another time for a TV movie. This time I was laugh from a total hularious thing - "Hunt club", which is a third movie with same insanely funny plot: "Bad males do bad things with womens, because they are womens".
Imagine.
A bunch of girls comed in a distant manor to the unknown guys who offer them a money.
How did this story should be ended?
Nah.
Of course unknown guys should read to this girls a fairy tale, offer a cozy pijamas, warm milk and delicious cookies.
Thats how usually its happened.
But not anymore.
This guys was a terrible!
They put poor womens to the barn undressed (I dont know why they undress this girls, because its havent any logical sense), then release their victims away randomly just for a cluelly kill them.
To be honest, I dont know why they doesnt use a mens for that.
Story wasnt tell it to you.
But it tell that a mansion territory is closed and guarded by a guys with a guns.
Nobody know how, but some another "strong, one army" women comes in, passed through all guards outside of a place.
Ignoring all physical and logical laws, she and her girl friend then easily kill with bare hands guys, who twice or even triple bigger then heroines are, this rambos in a pants sneaking around and hiding very badly almost just behind bad guys shoulders, like in a cartoons or a Leslie Nielsen's comedy movies and, of course, forget to use their guns, for showing, how good and saint this girls are, how violence is disguist for their pure and innocent nature.
That was really funny.
Plot is... not weak.
Its pure absurd.
Mens can be hunted with same result, we dont get any motivation from a bad guys to hunt only a womens except a gender reason itself, the fact, that girls is a girls.
No any 1 good male character.
No any 1 bad or even doubtful, shady or moral neutral female character.
Other details if a picture you can easily add by yourself.
Girls fight back too easily, seriously. 1 "strong" girl and her UNEXPERIENCED in fightings girl friend fight back big and armored guys, A HUNTERS (it means they are VERY experienced with a weapon) like a knife goes through a warm butter.
Thats a very great comedy.
Violence isnt too much for making you compassion to victimized girls.
Yes, some girls was killed.
But without any reason. Besides, others just sit half naked in a barn. Thats all.
Nobody do anything bad to this barnsitter girls.
Girls doesnt looked like they was even beated.
Clean and fresh clothes, no any injures, no blood, nothing. Always so much light around thems, like I look on an angels.
Thats why I dont believe when they brutally kill main bad guy for his sadistic activity.
He do nothing to that girls personally. So, why they so hate him, except a wish of a scenario making female?
2/3 of film is a lame cheep chat about nothing.
Hello!
Guys, its a horror!
Do something!
If I want talks, I will watch "Santa-Barbara".
Main actress doesnt look tough.
Thats a problem, if you do something about revenge building on violence.
You just dont believe in her anger, when she squeeze her teeth and pop her eyes out like she is overfulled with a justified rage.
For example, in "Greta", you do believe that such a cute girl like Moretz strike back, because her heroine goes through a hell.
Here, wasnt any hell.
Girls was sitting in a barn. Main heroine was crying, running, killing maniacs, like you can turn into a battle machine so easily. But her revenge wasnt founded on her personal suffering. They do nothing to her. So it looks lame and fake.
Its a very weak and lame movie, nothing more, then another try to make girls think that all males are bad and its very sad. By the way, check skin color if a main villains and victimized girls. Yes. Nobody wasnt judged for a racism.
Fear the Night (2023)
Femimovies still be too good for humanity.
Another movie where all the mens are bad and all the villains are mens. All women are innocent victims, unfortunate, deceived, and abused by evil mens. Otherwise, the film is endlessly stupid. The drug dealers (males) told to gangsters (males) that the house, which belongs to nice strange womens and was PREPARING TO MOVE OUT, was full of drug money. And instead of sneaking into it along with the movers, while everyone who is not too lazy to walk in it, from realtors to buyers, they decide to stupidly kill everyone, as if the police in America do not exist, as such, at all. But the bandits did not know that among the women - angels, one SERVED IN IRAQ. Honestly, they don't tell us what she was doing there: she was peeling potatoes or beating everyone like Rambo left and right, but creators are immediately told that she hates men. Wow, what a coincidence! (And no, her hatred does not change at the end, but is confirmed, because there is not a single good man in the film). In general, schoolchildren evil mens, instead of turning on their brains again and introducing themselves as someone (policemen or banal plumbers, like the Mario brothers), they start some stupid games with bows, dressing up in pretentious costumes with masks covering half their faces, as if it's cool and insulting that they are being rebuffed, despite the fact that they were the first to simply kill everyone. The heroine is too cool, although she has no backstory, womens around her also become warriors before our eyes, which, of course, is realistic. (no) And no, in the end nobody would feel sorry for the heroine, another man condemned her for self-defense. Maggie Q looks terrible, I don't know what's wrong with her face: either surgery or old age, but she doesn't look like an Iraq veteran, more like an elderly adult movie model, which makes everything even funnier and more ridiculous. By the way, all the evil men in the film are the same color and no one sued the filmmakers for racism. Rating 1, the film is stupid, sexist and terribly ridiculous. Alas, this is not a comedy.
I Spit on Your Grave (2010)
Another diamond of a femimatography.
Another film that teaches that all men are bad and only love to humiliate and torture unfortunate women, in contrast to lovely women - the center of light, warmth and goodness. All the heroes are men, and all are total bloodthirsty demons. Honestly, this could work, alas, MOTIVATION is prescribed extremely poorly for them. Just torture and torment a decent woman who will be searched for, killing witnesses along the way? Does this really work nowadays? In the 21st century, when is it enough to have a phone with you (which everyone always has with them) and you will be caught right away? This is ridiculous. It's stupid to torture a woman like that. And this is not done by a crowd of teenagers - hooligans (as in "A Clockwork Orange") or sick maniacs ("Funny Games"), but by LOCAL GUYS (facepalm, the persons, who will be checked a very firstly) and an adult sheriff, who, it seems, should not be a stupid person, at least, this is how he should have been in the film. From unrealism and absurdity to the rest. Little attention is paid to the emotional side, and much attention is paid to empty violence. Because of this, you don't feel connected to the heroine, and, by and large, you don't care about her torment and revenge. Surprisingly, in Kill Bill, with a shorter running time, Tarantino built a more lively picture and, at the same time, there was also enough violence. In the film, in addition to the heroine, there are 2 women and both are suns. All men are villains, and villains are men. Rating 2 only because of the violence, which nowadays is no longer shown, but they didn't push it too hard. The heroine was tortured and cruelly, but still, clearly, restrained. Just like she took revenge on her torturers. Cinema for 1 time.