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Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2023)
He's done it... Again!!
Finally another chapter of the Breen Saga has arrived. This movie is just the right composition of Breenness. It has just the right elements from the Citizen Kane style of 'Double Down' coupled with elements of Neil Breens Vertigoesque 'Fateful Findings'.
Although we do not get to see his ballsack in this one, we still get a sense of how mighty and powerful Breen is as both a film maker as well as a human being in general.
Still I would advise you to watch his other masterpieces first. Some people prefer the precise professionality of his later works over the light naive boldness of his early kino, but let future generations decide on this debate.
10/10 Broken Laptops easily.
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
Everything went wrong
As a fan of the original Star Wars trilogy I hated this movie.
Especially all the bad attempts at being "funny". I don't want a Star Wars movie that has jokes for little 3yr-olds.
Just stop all this stupid slapstick nonsense when it isn't even funny.
Also don't introduce characters like Snoke or Phasma wenn they are just killed without knowing anything about them.
And stop casting actors only to make the movie more "diverse".
Nobody wants a "diverse movie". What people want is a "good movie" instead.
Also the movie didn't give a s*** about the last one (which itself was also not very good).
Basically it is a Return of the Jedi ripoff that has a stupid Hoth-like scene.
The movie is way too long for it's content.
I never thought I would hope for George Lucas to return. Oh my god that's how much I hated it.
Everybody that Luke does in this movie is stupid.
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
Everything went wrong
As a fan of the original Star Wars trilogy I hated this movie.
Especially all the bad attempts at being "funny". I don't want a Star Wars movie that has jokes for little 3yr-olds.
Just stop all this stupid slapstick nonsense when it isn't even funny.
Also don't introduce characters like Snoke or Phasma wenn they are just killed without knowing anything about them.
And stop casting actors only to make the movie more "diverse".
Nobody wants a "diverse movie". What people want is a "good movie" instead.
Also the movie didn't give a s*** about the last one (which itself was also not very good).
Basically it is a Return of the Jedi ripoff that has a stupid Hoth-like scene.
The movie is way too long for it's content.
I never thought I would hope for George Lucas to return. Oh my god that's how much I hated it.
Everybody that Luke does in this movie is stupid.
Enterprise (2001)
Absolutely disappointing
As a real Star Trek fan since I watched DS9 and Voyager in my childhood I was very interested in seeing the new "Enterprise" series as it came out.
I actually enjoyed all previous 4 Star Trek series very much and also most of the movies. My main problem with the Enterprise series was the characters. Just everyone of them is really boring and you really can't identify with that. There is not even something to say about the main character (Cpt. Archer).
If you look back to Kirk who was like the womanizer and a "harder" guy who always took place in a fistfight with some aliens. Picard was like the intellectual guy who read Shakespeare and drank wine or tee all the time and was interested in archeology. So what was this Archer all about? What was he interested in? Did he at least have some baseball on his desk? No? Yeah right he was just some guy ...
Also as problem to me is that this time there were TWO persons that got on my nerves all the time. Like in every Star Trek series (except TOS) there is always someone who f*cks me up and i get angry with when I see him.
TNG: Wesley
DS9: O'Briens wife
VOY: Kes
This time I hated that Vulcan woman for being so damn ugly (sorry but it's my opinion) and that Dr. Phlux Guy for going on my nerves. He was a bit more retarded Neelix actually.
Special Effects are o.k., storyline is also o.k. most of the times. I only watched the first season because I couldn't look any longer at those boring, ugly persons acting there.