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Knuckleball (2018)
Nothing about this movie makes sense
I'm a sucker for horror movies involving winter. The setting of isolation and cold can make for a decent to really good movie but this isn't it. The kid and grandpa of course are the only two actors who knew what they were doing. The plot was ridiculous. All hinged on a charger missing. Everyone took to long to do anything. Parents not checking the kids voicemail, the cop taking her sweet time checking on the house, the parents actually rushed in at the end which is ironic but the cops didn't stop them? Okay. The kid was way to comfortable with hurting the crazy guy who I guess was implied to be a pedo with him ripping the kids shirt. I believe it was mentioned Henry went to a boy scout summer camp so that kind of explains the survival skills but still for awhile I wasn't sure who the bad guy was. The movie was probably about mental illness because the grandpa was a psychopath so the kid probably inherited that. The end was dumb the kidnapped woman shoots the guy once then lets him shoot her then it just kinda ends.
The Wendigo (2022)
Movie doesn't really go anywhere
There are hints of good acting here but it's mostly overshadowed by a nonexistent story. Spoiler alert everyone dies or becomes a zombie essentially. I'm a sucker for movies like this so it's worth watching just go in with low expectations with found footage. My favorite part was when one character was explaining Pangaea and how many religions overlap each other because those ideas were once on the same land mass. Not sure why that same character was such a douche to another and was the first to turn but it's what it is. The beginning part was pretty funny and lifelike so again two good/decent actors. The rest didn't add much to the story or just sucked. The cop was ok but was brief so doesn't really count. Monster design or cultist not sure but we have seen before.
Teardrop (2022)
It's a free movie and I still want a refund
The acting from the teenagers is some of the worst I've ever seen. Story goes nowhere and I was literally falling asleep watching this. How do so many bad movies get made anyway? The bartender was the best character. The ending didn't make much sense since there was a clear established rule that no one is allowed to leave yet somehow one of the characters was offed when they left the town. Good job writers. The sound is I was really neat and even the flashbacks were the most interesting part although it was pretty obvious who the bad guy was and the relationship with one of the characters. As I said Tubi should be giving refunds for wasted time.