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Woops! (1992)
Woops! I didn't just break my elbow, that's the name of the sitcom.
Where to start with Woops? I know, the immensely stupid plot! Y a y
So, basically, a man named Mark is a primary school teacher. When the kiddies are playing, he has his usual teacher lunch break. However, while at the drive-thru, a nuclear bomb panda on his city. But he's perfectly fine, because he was in a Volvo. Wait, what?!?! I know Volvos are safe cars, but really? They can't protect you from mass bombing!
Marcus: "The Volvo proved even safer then advertised!"
You don't say, Marker!
So, after that disaster, Market is driving through the desert, where he sees a square of land and house completely fine... somehow. Markmallow, shocked by this, fittingly faints. He is then met by a family who saved him and survived the bombing.
Ah dear. Let's get the worst part of the show: It's acting. Marketing's acting is about as stimulating as a plank of wood, and everyone else is trying, but also feel like wood.
The music is so so so overly happy. Why, this man just witnessed mass genocide, so why did the composers create this sappy of a soundtrack?!?!
This show isn't mean, or overly cruel. The plot was good at it's time, but I can't enjoy it much, because it is monumentally stupid.
Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale (2006)
Stupids web: A prickly tale.
This movie has nothing. Absolutely Nothing!
The story is completely bonkers and makes no sense. So, this gullible idiot of a pig called Walt is a lying little jerk. By the way, no one's likeable, he's a moron, the spiders are annoying and only appear to make Charlotte's web, the snakes suck, the bee is a horrible stereotype and this random swatted appears. The animation is also terrible. The pigs look like flesh monsters, the spiders are circles with sticks, every snake is the same, the duck looks like beans and the horses have no manes/tails. Also, his cast was the same colour as his skin when he's in hospital.
Don't watch. If you do, welcome to Satan.
Battle for Dream Island (2010)
The perfect object show
Who cares if series one is poorly animated? Who cares if series two is weak? Who cares if series four split?
It is the best show ever made and the best one I've reportedly seen.
It literally had the popularity to start the entire object show community, has 5 series's and I love the characters ( unless you're someone like taco, lollipop, golf ball, teardrop and especially roboty. )
Unlike most shows, the prize isn't generic and just money. It's an ISLAND!!!
So I really recommend the show. It's on YouTube and literally everyone with a tv or phone can watch the entire show.
Adios. Dauuuuuuuuh.