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Farm Rebellion (2023)
Steaming Fertilizer Euro - Stew of a "Documentary"!
Recipe for streaming audience's interest? I part "climate change discussion", 1 part "Euro-Hipster" farmers, and lots of talk about "Sustainable Agriculture" and then add Obama's German Speaking Sister as the main ingredient! What do you get, a big pile of steaming fertilizer stew with a side order of annoying dialog and inexperienced farming opinions from an "Investment Banker".
Just from the over the top dramatic trailer and the synopsis, I knew it would not be worth watching, but I had to be fair and give it a shot. After all, I have known to be wrong from time to time, but not in this case! Unfortunately I was right on spot with my prediction of it being some random "documentary" thrown together to add fluff content to Disney's channel. Disney's philosophy in this case must be "If you can't impress the audience with interesting fact, baffle them with your B. S content"
The Munsters (2022)
Pile of steaming doggy poo
This was so painfully boring, I couldn't watch more than 2 minutes at a time. I keep fast forwarding to see if it got any better.....NO! It did NOT! Zombie has directed some pretty watchable movies, but this is not one of them. The cast did not fit their characters and it was like watching a local community theater or high school production,. I like how campy the original Munster's TV show was and I also like House of 1000 Corpses as well. This was just a bad idea right from the get go. I think in order to salvage this steamy pile of doggy doo they would have to recast everyone and change to a different director.
Big Timber (2020)
An entertaining show about destroying the environment?
It's amazing most people now days are crying on the internet about the Earth being destroyed by the callousness of humans. Yet here we are, giving high ratings to a show that is about men destroying the planet. How can so many of us protest against clear cutting and then watch and enjoy a show about it?
Humanity at this point seems to be hypocritical. Save the planet and recycle but it's oaky to cut down trees that are hundreds of years old in order for the Jones to have a nice coffee table.
Same on us for creating shows that glorify the destruction of the planet. Next you see a reality show about clubbing baby seals.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again (2016)
Why?
If you think that you have big enough dangling fruit to pull off a remake of this classic, then try to at least make it a little different, in a good way. The only way this steamy pile of dog doo-doo could be worse, would be if it were on ice, but it doesn't have to be an Ice Capades to suck this much, I guess. Why even bother doing a hipster / Millennial version with bad actors. Did the producers need a tax writeoff?
They turned Riff Raff into a poor version of Jack Sparrow crossed with Axel Rose...but in a very bad way. I just can't go on about how this movie was so poorly directed. I guess we can't really put the blame totally on bad acting. The direction was just pathetic and so bad. Even the "audience'" that usually takes part in the movie, were actually third rate extras that are trying to make it in the acting world but can't act. Over acting, phony, fake, high school production.
If you can't do a good job, rebooting a classic..DON'T DO IT!
Now if Rob Zombie were to direct a reboot and by the casting director as well, then we might have had the start of something similar but different kind of cool.
That '90s Show (2023)
Pathetic Attempt at a reboot!
First off, the kids look like they're 12 years old and doing a Nickelodeon After school special with questionable content. The acting is so bad! You may say "give them a break, they're just kids trying to do their best".... Well there are many other child actors who can actually act. None of these kids can. It's like they are doing a highschooler production. Not a production about high school...but a drama arts class doing a show at the local high school. Just terrible. These kids didn't have a chance with the poor writing, clumsy attempt at being "current" during the 90s and with the poor direction. It's almost like they are trying insult our intelligence or memory of the 90s. The writer got nothing right. I think the only reason why some people like it is because of That's 70s Show street credit and because of the cameos from Actors of the original show.
The episode where the children go to a "rave" was just ridiculous! Everyone there was 13 years old with vanilla personalities. I'm thinking that the writers have neve been to a rave or they are trying to take "R" rated subject matter and clean it away all the interesting topics and points.
I really didn't expect much from this show to begin with considering how That 80s Show flopped, but I gave this one a chance and it is much worse.
Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars (2018)
A Parody but of what?
Watching this movie was like watching a porno without the nudity or sex. Terrible plot, terrible writing, terrible acting, terrible filming. It's like to was recorded on Android phones by some dudes on their day off from working at Walmart. It's supposed to be a parody of super heroes but I have no idea which ones they are trying to spoof. I want to contact each and everyone who had a part in the making of this movie to give me $5 for my time and trouble . Even then, it still wouldn't take the bad taste out of my mouth after sitting through this. Why did I sit through the entire thing? Only because I felt it fair to give it a shot. It was on Prime video, so basically free, but my time has to be worth something.