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Reviews
Dracula's Guest (2008)
Complete Dross - laughable
OH yawn.............. "father please tell me something before you go, it's important"................ "it can wait daughter"............ I guess dad dies soon afterwards! Never watched to see if I was right.............. It wasn't even worth watching properly, just jumping from scene to scene, terrible acting, terrible dialogue, absolute c r a p, surely the 'actors' realised how bad it was going to be.....
Oh man, please rescue us from similar dross in future............ I think I had more believable play scenes when I was 5 yrs....... its playing as I am typing this guys, don't waste your time
Diamond Dogs (2007)
Watch Paint dry..... its more entertaining
A low budget, badly acted film............ everything about this film is poorly staged, wooden acting by C list actors and unbelievable settings, I'm still watching this as I write........... OMG so awful.
What more can I say, the scenes do not fit together....
The 'escape' scenes well, simply not believable.
Best line ... He's dead (immediately pull sheet over head LOL)
I'm still cringing as I write this, if second graders presented this as a home movie I would expect better acting (and sets :) )
Please, let me write this comment without having to make up ten lines about a film that doesn't even deserve one!!!!!
Even if you are desperate to watch a film, don't bother with this - paint a wall and watch it dry or sit in the garden and watch grass grow, so much more entertaining :))