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3-Headed Shark Attack (2015)
Worst in all the shark movies, maybe
They reuse the same shot all over again. But hey, it's Asylum, right?
The shark vfx looks good, but after a while it looks so bad it's good.
The story it's abysimal.
The actirs ok. Danny Trejo, what are you doing? Just a couple of scenes, but... He is almost the hero? Why? He came later in the movie, it's not the main protagonist.
Overall not so good.
Doodlebug (1997)
interesting movie
a very good idea from the Christopher Nolan, man who creates legendary movies like BATMAN BEGINS, THE DARK KNIGHT or INCEPTION.
don't watch this for special effects !! This "movie" is a short one, 3 min long, but original in style and screenplay. It's not high definition, but it doesn't matter anymore. Look at FOLOWING or any other movie made by Nolan, this man likes to play with human emotions and fears.
Waiting the next movies of Nolan :)
PS: you will find this one on the internet. Nolan it's a genius of words and original ideas. I didn't know his movies are so original until i saw PRESTIGE, this and BATMAN MEGINS, a few years ago. Will be greater than Peter Jackson or "the master" Steven Spielberg. Without spoilers, i have to say this is the most refreshing short movie.
Wrath of the Titans (2012)
something wrong, but cool :) --SPOILERS, i hope MINOR SPOILERS
OK, let's see... it's a movie about titans. but where are the titans ?? Don't search the mythology, it's not in this movie. Cronos, it's just something like a giant rock creature full of lava. Come on !! It's stupid. But it's fun, the last 15 min or maybe 10, when Perseus fly on Pegasus and then with a single blow (!!) kill Cronos... Search the Greek mythology, Zeus died, turned into dust ??? HE NEVER DIES ... Stupid screenplay. I give this movie a 6 just because have some good moments in 3D, BUT not so good characters. Look for yourself. I admit, it's not for Oscar, but come on. Just make a good f...ing movie about titans and immortals. they rely too much on action and special effects just to make some money.
PS: i'm waiting THE AVENGERS, THE DARK KNIGHT RISES and THE HOBBIT. This will not disappoint you !!! Or maybe just me :)
Inception (2010)
insane and beautiful on every frame...
How can one person comment the most authentic and unique film ever conceived? After the original "Matrix" (1999) the world changed (until "Lord of the rings" (trilogy, 2001-2003) the best adventure ever - this is my opinion). "Matrix" was the bound between our reality and "the real" reality. Some decided to suicide to see if this is true (maybe they are awake already, who knows ? ). OK, there are great movies made until this day, July 31, 2010, but ultimately only "Matrix" matters in my commentary. So we came to this: "INCEPTION". The true genius of Nolan's mind is undoubtedly seen in here. The similarities were few: only the main idea and I must say that even this idea is a unique twist in all the history of cinema. If you search for "inception" on Yahoo or Google, surely you know by now the story. It exists more layers of dreams- OK, the names of "level 1" or "level 2" etc it's not so great, but I like it ! The details are too complex, I don't understand everything that happens in the movie. While in the "Matrix" you are in the far future, "Inception" is situated to a not so distant future. They never explain the technology they use to enter dreams, but it's better this way: you don't want to get bored with such a thing. Cobb(DiCaprio) and his team are the extractors. They find an architect for making dreams and a chemist for drugs used to induce sleep. Movie start a little strange, but you will understand in the end the truth and why.
All this film is concentrated on their last mission: inception – to insert an idea in some mind (anti-extraction training was done to preserve the mind clear of thieves). And so the action begins
In every level of dreams, they can imagine a thing and used it (a gun or even the suitcase with their technology to induce dreams). The insertion: when you are in contradictory with your own consciousness (in level 3) was BRILLIANT ! There is nothing in the trailer that will anticipate the magnitude of action in the movie itself. On the big screen, the audio was perfect incorporated and the sensations was unique. At some point, I wanted to be in the real action, but my mind was already in there
nothing else mattered ! There is also the best 2 scenes of fight, in anti gravity, ever created and the sound and music penetrates your head directly to your mind, making this more attractive, immersing you into the live action.
Slow motion events, the seconds of terror before hitting the water (in the end) and the smiling faces , already in the level 3 of dreams, gives you a satisfaction that enlighten your senses . It's amplifying the adrenaline in yourself, combined with smooth action, that's unbelievable and insane
After they reach level 4 (never told, really, after level 3 it was only limbo, the oblivion), the way backwards to reality it's possible the best and intense experience in a movie, until now: the succession of events and twists that keeps your attention only on the big screen (you can't even wink or breathe when you see what happens, you don't want to lose one second of action). In the level 4. Ariadne falls from a collapsing building in order to awake. They said that if you're dead or killed in that dream you will stock in the limbo forever (something like a coma). Question is: why she is OK after this, in the end ? Strange, but I think that the movie doesn't explain this because it's about will. She had a strong will so she can awake if she was dead. The script was overly complicated. Probably I miss something, sure I will see it again (expect the blu-ray version). Also, Cobb, the protagonist, he's awakening after the dreams collapses. Could that be possible ? Or is the fact that he's now free of his wife memories and the brain itself is aware of true reality. My head explodes
It' s never told if they succeed implanting the idea. Maybe they did
After all, it can't be compared even with "Matrix": is more deeper and intricate, the script is 100 times better.
The end is somehow predictable ( for me it was after the first hour, I can't explain why) .
I don't want to say nothing more.
GO and SEE ! 10 it's to little for this movie
Star Trek (2009)
best movie of the year ... ?
What J.J.Abrams realized is far beyond the ordinary. It's not a movie for everyone: if you don't like the purest action and you're a fan of melodramatic series, don't see it. It will change your life style.
Abrams gave us the opportunity to see the universe of Star Trek with other eyes. It's a piece of art, a little dramatic at the beginning. The actors are very good in what they're doing: the perfectly combination between sound, screenplay and special effects are more than incredible. The only thing i don't like is the fact that they change the original score, the music of old Star Trek.
Sometimes hilarious, almost as good as Star Wars - it's well know that the director it's a big fan of Star Wars universe - always keeps you awake, it's a must see movie. We hope for even a better sequel!
HAIL THE VICTORIOUS ABRAMS!
11 of out 10 :)
Sutorenjia: Mukô hadan (2007)
not innovative, but still a good idea...
i always like the anime, there are pure fantasy and non-fantasy. This is between. The fight scenes are incredible, as always in this kind of Japanese animation. The story it's not something new, but it's OK. Full of cliché, i liked the idea. A man and a boy. Somebody has to stop the bad guy. Etc. There was no character development, only straight forward story. I don't know, it's good enough for the eyes, but no so good for the lovers of a great script. don't compare with Dragon Ball or some great anime. If you want to see something easy, not so much gore like Berserk or Devil may Cry, go for it.
8/10
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)
a blockbuster
From the beginning, it was a good movie. I never thought that Prince of Persia the game will be a movie like this. The director Mike Newell did a great job. I don't want to upset anyone, but sometimes it looks like Assassin's Creed game (if you played that game and saw this movie, you will understand... when Dastan jumped like the Leap of Fate, even the movement of the camera it's the Assassin's Creed idea... i don't think it is a spoiler, it's just a remark) Very cool the effects of reversing time and the idea, not like the game itself, it's something innovative and new. I love it. The actors did a great job, the comedy part it's very well played by everyone. Persia looked alive and well designed. Also the script has flaws but not so linear, like most of the people said.
For me, it was better than Pirates of Caribbean. Good effort. We wait for the second part. 9/10
Assassin's Creed: Lineage (2009)
interesting and cool
It's a video made very well. At first i didn't know why they even bother to make this but after i seen it i understand the link between the first Assassin's Creed game and the new one (will be released soon, 09.03.2010 on the PC)
The atmosphere is surprisingly even better than in the game. The actors are fitting the role perfectly and the music is great. Search on IMDb, the main actor is really the one who gives life for the main character in the game. And the role made by him in the movie is flawless. If you're a fan of the game, you must see it.
Overall, the best short movie of the year.
Dragonball Evolution (2009)
abysmal
i don't really know with what to start the comment... first, Son Goku it's not at all the Sayan you know from the anime. if you don't see or heard about Dragon Ball, you will find that Son Goku from the movie (interpreted by Justin Chatwin in a stupid way, i don't want to say more about him, he tries to be a great actor, but he isn't ... sorry about the truth) it's a teenager who will save the world in 1 hour and 20 min. the action it's happening to quickly, the fighting scenes are awful in slow motion, some are good but only few of them, in fact only one : the final battle which ends in a couple of minutes. and if don't know the legend from the world's best anime... well, you will not understand much from this movie. the actors are bad, there is no scene well done, but i found it curiously entertaining. i watch the anime movies of Dragon ball Z, nothing compared with this imbecility... and wait, there will be another Dragon ball, but really we all hope they will make a great sequel. in conclusion, where the f... goes the budget of 100 millions $ ????? !!! try anything done by Uwe Boll, it's 10 times better... the surprise: it's not voted to be THE WORST movie ???
Independence Day (1996)
very good
i saw this movie five or six times since now. And every time i liked more and more. Is not only the beautiful special effects, but the way they act. All the actors are great. In 2 hours and 15 min you have everything you want: from drama to fantasy. It's OK the clichés: we are invaded by aliens and America will protect the world. The good guys win and the aliens are destroyed. But see more deeply than this. It's not perfect, i admit. I didn't like the scene where Will Smith pretends that he didn't know what's happening and then look up and see the big UFO. VERY BIG. It's obvious that in the moment you get out of the house, you will see the ship. Except that, it's very well written and directed. So, my vote is 8.9/10
WALL·E (2008)
not only an animation...
OK, at the beginning i would like to say that is not a movie. It's the masterpiece of all animations and movies. I thought will be forever number one in top 250. But other movies appear in time...
From start to finish the songs are beautiful and the 3D animation is stunning. I felt like i was in the movie, on other planet, not on earth. the robots are more than humans and that's because of the sound of emotions... when the movie ends, i almost want to cry. Such feelings, more than love or hate, that i never have, will be in me, all my life.
If you didn't saw this, i recommend it. 11 out of 10... !
The Dark Knight (2008)
more than perfect
in just one word... this movie is brilliant ! The perfect script and the perfect acting let in your mind the sensation of sublime. After you saw this i assure you will want to see the next and then the next, and so on...
Nolan is maybe the best director. I recommend him for the Warcraft movie!!
First, i thought is better than "lord of the rings". But after the second watch... well, it can not be compared with that one. It's the best, so far.
No more words can describe this movie. And i think most of the people agree with me ! Let's wait for the next Batman sequel.