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City Dragon (1995)
It really is that bad.
I understand that this was a comedy with martial arts action, but really, where was the good comedy and good martial arts action? I never saw it at all. I did see a ton of horrible acting and forced crappy comedy. The martial arts in the film was almost as impressive as TMNT, but without the fun of the turtles. Everything about this movie made me ashamed that I even considered watching it. I do believe that if I was given the option to watch this film again or have my first born killed in a very torturous way, I'd consider the latter. And I do love my first born very much. This movie may be one of the few films in the world that Michael Bay could do a remake of and it would turn out much better than the first. If stick figures were used to reenact all the action in the film it'd be better. The closest thing to a saving grace in this film is the rapping. That rocked the movie, but did not give it enough to make the thing worth watching.
I would never suggest this film to anyone unless you fully want your eyes to bleed and your ears to explode.
Feardotcom (2002)
More Predictable than Christmas
I have never seen a worse movie in my life. I feel like I had been raped during that 101 minutes. My roommate and I and a couple friends have a cheesy horror flick night every Saturday and we all want to kill ourselves after seeing this film. I don't think there is a worse film out there. Horrible. Terrible. If I could give this a negative score on the 1-10 rating, I would. I feel this movie doesn't even deserve a 1. That is how bad it is.