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Bird Box: Barcelona (2023)
Netflix, get a better writer for you movie!
All the review that gives 1 - 3 stars explained it all. It is like the movie screenplay is written by an elementary student who want to be a screenplay writer.
No protagonist to root for.
Basically you're forced to follow the footsteps of a character so boring that you just want to see if in the end the protagonist is eliminated or not (thankfully, being a streaming movie, you can do that, and found out that in the very last minutes of the movie the protagonist just turn good "somehow" and save 2 person, when all the while he runs around mass murdering so many people - and then he is killed also by another bad guy.).
That just save 1 hour and 20 minutes of your precious time from being wasted by this horrible movie.
Really nothing to watch here. In the end, you just wasted your time watching something that gets back to square one. No resolve and the protagonist died to late. He should have died earlier, much earlier to save so many survivor from his killing spree.
Netflix, you get so much money from your subscribers. Don't save so much money by getting directors and writers (the directors and writers of this movie is the same persons) that are so cheap that all they can do is making such a horrible movie so that you can feed so much money to your executives. Shame on you Netflix for giving this movie to your subscribers.
Santo (2022)
Total wage of time.
After wasting so much of your time, plot jumping here and there, with so many unnecessary scenes, you're back on square one in the end. The story never finish. Santo, the antagonist, is actually Barbara (you'll meet her at the first episode). And right at the end, when she could have been arrested, the protagonist Cordoba, because he has been tricked to have sex with her ONCE, he stop the other protagonist from shooting her and he let her go to continue murdering and sacrificing children to drank their blood.
And with that, the the 6th (the last) episode finished.
Total waste of your time. Don't watch this, there's so many other better series than this total garbage.