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Grizzly Man (2005)
I can't believe people are giving this positive reviews.
Apparently "Grizzly Man" is about Andy Dick spending his summers with bears in Alaska, or so this unwatchable footage would lead you to believe. We never find out anything about this "naturalist's" background (besides the fact that he was an alcoholic) or his unsubstantiated claims that he is the bears' protector. Interviews with the Grizzly Man's melodramatic friends seem rehearsed and don't ring true. Werner Herzog's (poor) decision to narrate the movie himself gives the impression at times that Arnold Schwarzenegger is commenting on the boundaries between man and nature.
If you make it past the first five minutes...don't.
September Dawn (2007)
One of the worst movies I have ever seen
It's too bad giving 0 stars is not an option. In fact, if I could give this movie negative stars, I would. I saw "September Dawn" for free and I honestly wish I could pay someone - anyone - $9.50 NOT to watch it and get those 2 hours of my life back. I registered for IMDb specifically so I could let everyone know that this is a terrible, terrible film. The "acting" is wooden and the dialogue is ludicrous. I didn't think it was possible to turn an atrocious massacre of over 100 people into something laughable, but the stellar ensemble cast of "September Dawn" has accomplished just that. (Watch for Napoleon Dynamite's "Uncle Rico" in a pivotal role.)
When retired people are walking out on a free movie, you know you've done something wrong. I could go on and on, but I've done my duty for the American people by posting this comment. Heed my warning and DO NOT SEE "September Dawn."