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Octopus (2000)
Worst Episode Ever
Just when you think you have seen the worst movie on the planet, you end up seeing something worse. This movie started out with some promise of good entertainment, but then took a nose diver below the point of no return. The special effects were awful and there where numerous places in the film where the camera was shaking so much you had no idea what was going on. The end however, had probably the worse acting I have ever seen. The change of events were so quick and unrealist it made you want to puke. I don't think this movie could be good enough even if you were drunk, and its not even worth doing a MST3K on. There are a lot better B grade movies out there than this such as "They Crawl". At least you can laugh at it. If you ever see this on cable, just pass it up. I'm sure there is something better on.
They Crawl (2001)
Worst Episode Ever...
This was a great movie. With the C rated actors and execellent dialog, this movie drew you into a world where killer cockroaches rull the world. Dispite the numerous use of stock footage from such movies as "Last Action Hero" and "Chain Reaction" this was a great movie to watch while drunk. All of this leading up to the final scene where the king cochroach begins his final revenge. 4 stars.
Please for the love of god be drinking while watching this masterpiece.