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Section 8 (2022)
Couldn't Watch More Than a Few Minutes
This movie makes the Hurt Locker look like the standard for military SOP.
I didn't even make it 7 minutes into this film before having to turn it off. The most unrealistic and insulting portrayal of the United States military I have seen in a very long time.
If I could leave 0 stars I would. To say the little I saw is cringe worthy would be a huge compliment. I find it hard to believe a movie with these names could go so wrong so fast.
About the only thing they got right about the military is the profanity used. I would say I should watch it again to verify but I just painted my bathroom and need to watch the paint dry.
Little Corey Gorey (1993)
That Ending!!!
I wasn't expecting a huge blockbuster but I also wasn't expecting that ending.
It was the perfect conclusion to this movie. Also, if you don't laugh at the shower door scene this is not the movie for you.
Gargoyle (2004)
Them Gargoyles
Not going to lie. By the end of the movie I was rooting for the gargoyles.
Not a spoiler but the highlight of the movie was watching a priest straight up punch that woman out of the blue.
While this movie was somewhat entertaining, it is a Sci-Fi original and should be watched with the expectations of 2004 Sci-Fi quality CGI.
My first impression was the quality of the Claymation from the original Clash of the Titans.
Not the type of movie I would ever wish to watch a second time but I can now rest easy knowing I have gotten this one out of the way for my next bad movie.