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Sous la Seine (2024)
Honestly I Love It
This is exactly what I wanted out of a movie about a Shark that invades Paris. I really loved it!
Yes the movie is cheesy but it is wonderful at the same time. There isnt a ton of character development. Don't take this movie too seriously. Just watch this movie and have fun. The CGI isn't amazing but honestly who cares.
If you liked watching The Meg then you will love this movie. Its somewhere between The Meg meets Jaws.
I don't know why there are so many haters for this movie it's just a light heated fun movie to watch. Sometimes you need a movie that you don't think to much and this is it.
Triangle of Sadness (2022)
The Worst Movie I Have Ever Seen. Ever
I don't understand how this movie is a Best Picture Oscar Contender? It's so boring and pointless. Sure one could argue that it's a Satire based on shifting hierarchical society but even then I wouldn't waste 1 minute watching this movie.
It's very slow, crass, and so boring. After 15 minutes I wanted it to be over. I made my boyfriend fast forward through parts and only stayed half conscious through the movie because it got a nomination.
If this movie wins Best Picture I will have officially lost all faith in the movie industry and of humans today.
The triangle of sadness is watching this movie until the end.
And yes the ending is horrible. Like the rest of the movie.
Keep Breathing (2022)
Bored
I love plane crash movies. Always so interesting. This was not it. The entire series lived in flashbacks. It went VERY slow. Ending was disappointing. Was just bored the entire time and kept waiting for something interesting to happen.
Along for the Ride (2022)
Painful Acting
The 2 leads have absolutely no chemistry. So painful to watch.
Best acting in the entire movie is the gas station attendant. She created a character with more depth in her brief appearances. Her $1.75 line had more nuance and emotion than either main character throughout the entire film.