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Soul Reaper (2019)
Abysmal
I spent so long trying to figure out whether this movie was satire or not it was such a bad job at a "thriller/horror".
All aspects of it are absolutely abysmal. My teeth hurt from the cringe i felt watching the "acting" by the most unlikeable characters in history. It was more like watching a really cliché school project performed by teenagers.
The script is lazy, the story boring, flops around all over the place with no understanding. The music/sound design is HORRIBLE. Doesn't fit at all and lends even further to the "school project by teenagers" feeling.
I would almost laugh at how bad it is, if it wasn't supposed to be taken seriously. If anything its insulting to call it the horror genre.
The Curse of Robert the Doll (2016)
An extremely poor film.
Literally nothing to get you invested in the movie. The story is aimless and boring, the characters acting is stiff and dull. Like they were filming a school project.
The so called "cursed" doll looks like a bad paper craft and looks like someone awkwardly "playing dolls" with a child in every scene.
Would also like to point out that for 2016 the SFX are.. abysmal. Like I'm pretty sure an actual child could make better looking blood/guts with tissue paper and red paint.
I could complain for hours but not even worth it.
The Manson Family Massacre (2019)
Absolutely dreadful.
Feels more like watching a school project than an actual movie. I honestly couldn't tell if it was satire or not at first.
Some of the acting had me cringing so hard it hurt my teeth, it felt like they were just given their lines moments before shooting and just went with the first take.
Don't waste your time.
The Utah Cabin Murders (2019)
Genuinely awful. Waste of time
So glad i just had this on in the background or else i couldn't have gotten through the whole film. Some of the acting had me cringing so hard it hurt my teeth.
Feels more like watching a school project than an actual movie. The acting feels like they were just given their lines moments before shooting and just went with the first take.
Don't waste your time.