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Fall (2022)
Tomb Raider and alki druggie get stuck with no phone.
Idiotic on every level. I mean this is the dumbest movie of the year. Sharknado made more sense. They didn't even scare you with heights unless it was imax or something. Totally unbelievable and ridiculous in every way. Lifetime movie quality. Climbers will laugh at these people who are supposed to be experienced. Dont watch unless you want a mediocre view of the same old stuff. Fundamentally absurd yet as evocatively minimalist as its title, Fall is a sustained adrenaline rush for viewers willing to suspend disbelief. As long as you don't go in expecting anything realistic, Fall is a solidly suspenseful B-movie done right.
Hustle (2022)
A little less woke than usual but ruins sports movies.
The woke cliches are all there albeit turned down a notch. Sad its invaded sports movies now. But hey it was produced by Lebron James so uh yeah. Oh and China refused the movie so it went to Spain.
Finch (2021)
So bad its not good.
This is the bottom of sci-fi. If Castaway was a heartwarming dramedy and had a cute sidekick and dog and was directed by Spielberg and produced by Disney this would be that movie. Oh and the worst music ever. No soundtrack. Just annoying songs.
Malignant (2021)
Soooooo bad.
Its hard to quantify and qualify how bad this "movie" is. It looks good but the writing is nonsense. The acting is amateur. Its just bad.
Army of the Dead (2021)
So Woke its broke
Shamefully it puts politics before reality or even a story . This why Hollywood is broke and Netflix is losing subscribers like flies leaving a dead cat. I can't even list the rip off lines from other movies cuz its so many or the cliches or tropes or how gas weighs 8 lbs a gallon and a million other things. This movie is just bad plain bad.
Tenet (2020)
Is this a joke? A spoof? Its laughable.
I waited all year for this movie. I talked it up to everybody. Oh well. I dont know where to begin about how bad this is... its just baaaaaddddd!!!! It looks good of course because of the budget but thats it. Atrocious casting, even worse acting, a script from a rejected SyFy movie, and a nonsensical plot based in fantasy without a shred of science. Its actually embarrassing to watch. I cringed and then laughed and then cringed and then laughed. If this is considered a good movie today then God help us all. I do say watch it though and judge for yourself. And then lie how great it was so you can be politically correct...or whatever. As for me I call a spade a spade and this movie sucks.
Dark Crimes (2016)
Dark, gritty noir.
Really well done mystery. I dont see where the hates coming from. although if i have to see Charlotte Gainsbourg naked in one more movie im gonna off myself. she needs to cover up.
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
Boring
Interesting witha couple of scenes of tension beyond that there was nothing there.
Joker (2019)
Ridiculous well acted Trash
Saw the movie Joker; it's ok nothing special. It's a weak Taxi Driver with face paint where a drug addict loser blames everybody(white people) for all his failings. Phoenix is great as usual but the movie is just mediocre and actually offensive in its ultra-liberal preaching. Millennials will love it because it reinforces their high school and college teachings that nothing is their fault. Just their parents, their boss, the government, society, their neighbors, the cops, God and everything else but them. That's why it has a 9 on IMDb. because it's superior to The Godfather to this generation. As a movie it is like the Millennials; it is pathetic.
The Boys (2019)
If you like liberal preaching this is your show
Read the comics and had high hopes but this was totally spoiled by the constant liberal agenda preaching, anti Christian, anti conservative, pro gay agenda. It was so distracting one cant focus on the story. Not to mention it was slow, plodding and weepy and weak. Everybody has a sob story and its tiring.
One Eyed Girl (2013)
why bother
If you're into watching weak minded people getting into a cult go ahead.
Get Out (2017)
Mediocre, laughable and racist.
When a movie that has 100% rotten tomatoes score and almost an 8 on IMDb, your hopes are high as a kite. Unfortunately it was a VERY mediocre movie. The blatant use of racism was cringe worthy and i am sure there would've been a lot of hue and cry if the roles were reversed.
After watching the movie, i can confidently attribute the score and good reviews to white guilt and the liberal leaning of the reviewers. Of course nobody wants to trash this movie and come across as a racist
So tired of pumped up, PC reviews on IMDb and elsewhere.
Tales of Halloween (2015)
Zero Horror All Comedy
Whatever happened to HORROR? I mean scaring people. Now its all "don't take it serious just poke fun at horror movies". There is no such thing as HORROR COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its an oxymoron. Yes life is funny sometimes. Horror is not funny in any remote way ever. These type of films are embarrassing. These type of films are killing horror as a genre. Really good directing, acting and writing is really wasted here. Use horror tropes, throw a little blood around and call it Halloween-Whatever. So so so sad. So tired of the comedy-horror bullshit. It cheapens and ruins the genre. Horror websites need to man up and denounce this kind of crap.(And yes I know tongue-in-cheek but that is just comedy by another name).