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Six Ways to Sunday (1997)
Clockwork orange gone wrong
I watched this movie which I really thought had a promising beginning but then it just led me to feel disappointed in the end. The problem I think with this film was that the director was trying a bit to hard to make this film weird and original. There were too many flashbacks and too many bad "effects" which got me annoyed through the film. I love Debbie Harry and Isaac Hayes but they disappointed me in this film, they could of done much better. This film seemed promising in the beginning, dragging in the middle and then disappointing in the end. The film could never beat Stanley Kubrick's geniousness when it comes to controversial matters, weirdness and originality in movies.
Qerq (2007)
All the people who enjoyed this film must reconsider their intelligence...
I seen this film and thought it was the most awful thing I have ever seen. The plot was so badly written and every cliché possible was used. So many twists which has no point and all the advertising in the film just annoyed me... I know that films producers use certain products to advertise but for god sake MAKE IT SUBTLE. What annoys me is that this film is it is considered to be an all time classic....NO ITS NOT a film can't be thought of as a classic if it was just released last year! Films which are classic are The Wizard of Oz, Persona, The Maltese Falcon, M, The sound of music etc. Louis Cushcieri I don't know how you managed to fool so many people in Malta making them think that this film was good, but there are some people with some intellect to realize that your film was indeed rubbish. With that budget you could of done a good short film...you just can't make a drama/mystery/thriller with just 30,000 maltese liri. Even a couple of million dollars spent on a film is a budget film in America. This kind of film makes me feel ashamed about being a Maltese citizen. I bet I could make a better film than this without having any experience in directing and scriptwriting. Keep your ideas to the so called maltese soap operas like dejjem tieghek Becky where they force it down people's throats that people with down syndrome are human too, like society hasn't learned that lesson in the last few decades through school and people who raised awareness that people with down syndrome are not mentally ill and are capable to do what we 'normal' people do. Not only does this film make me sick but most of the films that are made by a Maltese production company and the T.V programs that are given on TVM, super 1, edukazzjoni 22 and net T.V. I think I have complained enough to get my point through. If I complain about every little mistake in this film I could write a book. Take a hint Malta...sponsor and hire some people with some real talent. People who think this movie is the best film yet in Malta are morons (sorry to say that but you are). People who thinks this movie is great do not know what a real good movie is. I guess explosions, fights, betrayal and sex stories will always be better with films with some intellect. Want a good film...watch Seventh seal, Persona, Passion of Anna, Autumn Sonata, The Dreamers, Crash, Hotel Rwanda, Scarface, The Godfather(part 1 and 2) etc... at least these films are written, directed and filmed well.
The Sarah Silverman Program. (2007)
This Show BLOWS
I had just watched one episode of this program and I couldn't even get to the end of the program. Every minute I had watched this program my I.Q must of dropped about 10 points. This is basically like a children's program but with swearing. Not even the swearing and the insults she tells other people made me laugh. Anyways the story must of been written by a monkey and the people who actually put this script for this program through for filming must of been held at gun point and had no choice but to film this retarded, disappointing, horribly acted program. Sarah Silvermann should use the little money she actually made from this program and get some god damn acting lessons.
Joe's Apartment (1996)
Stupid but funny
This film is one of the most stupid films ever but it's very entertaining. Even though I hate cockroaches I couldn't help but to like the singing cockroaches in this film. I love it in the end when there is a choire of cockroaches singing a love song, I was in stitches after hearing that. Though I think this film is more for the young teenagers who like toilette humour and kind of childish jokes. I have seen better comedies but this was quite good but like I have just written this film consists more of teenage kind of jokes rather than mature adult jokes. This is a kind of film which doesn't require brains as there is no complex story. If you just need to have a laugh this is a recommended film, like I said it was a very stupid film but very entertaining.