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Reviews
The Love Guru (2008)
mike Meyers 1963 - 2008
Mike Meyers is dead. He's had 3 good movies his entire life and this is not one of them. The Love Guru may just be the worst movie since Meet The Spartans. Mike plays a guru that talks in a funny accent just like every other character that he plays. Except this time, it's not funny. Verne Troyer? I thought he died when he was touring with Kid Rock. He's not funny either. Stupid midgets. We get it, you're short!!! Jessica Alba may be the worst female actress in history. Anyone seen Fantastic Four? Yeah, she's even worse in this. Justin Timberlake? Your music sucks, your movie sucks, and most of all, YOU suck. You definitely did NOT bring sexy back by starring in this "film".
I give The Love Guru a 0 out of 10.
The Happening (2008)
Give it up M.
Dear Mr. Shamalayyaoiyan, you suck. You haven't made a good movie since Signs. Lady In The Pool? Retarded. The Crappening? Even worse. Mark Wahlberg? He is the fakest actor I have ever seen! This is a big-budget movie, not the 3rd grade Thanksgiving play! Oh, and poor Zooey Deschannel. Such a good looking girl should not be in crap films!! She was the best thing about this movie and it wasn't her acting. Looking at her is good enough. Oh, and the storyline is BALLS. There's some crap that makes people kill themselves? What??? Huh??? Dude... I mean, come on M. Night Shamalaiaioayion. You can do better!!!
BALLS!!! 3/10 Horrible.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
No.
It seems like everyday a new spoof comes out that will either be really good or really bad. I have enjoyed all of the Scary Movie films so far, but there have been some films lately that I did not particularly care for. Does Date Movie ring a bell? This movie was awful, and it probably ruined Allyson Hannah's career. Then came Epic Movie, a film that was directed towards ten year-olds who laugh every single time someone gets kicked in the crotch. Yeah, Epic Movie was pretty bad.
Just when I though movies couldn't get any worse, Meet The Spartans came out. This is the worst movie ever, right up there with House Party 4. I have never seen something so disgusting in my entire life. The acting is like a 3rd grade play. The jokes, well; there are no jokes. Just random references to pop culture that are supposed to be funny. It's not like Family Guy either. Family Guy has plenty of funny moments and they make plenty of pop culture references. However, Meet The Spartans is just...well...I did not like it.
I seriously hope that the idiots responsible for this, Epic Movie, and Date Movie die a slow and painful death.
Atonement (2007)
I don't like all the romance!
My friend told me that this was action-packed. He said it was like Rambo but better. Well he was wrong because this movie sucked! It was 4 hours of boring romance. It's about these two people who love each other a lot and that's it. It was so boring, I almost fell asleep! I mean seriously, this was gay. Reall really really gay. I felt like I was watching a straight Brokeback Mountain this was so gay!!! If you're a straight dude and you really genuinely enjoy this movie, then you better check yourself to see if you're gay because this movie is really gay. It's like a long Lifetime movie. For chicks and homosexuals only. It is really gay.
House Party 4: Down to the Last Minute (2001)
Not good.
I've seen a lot of bad movies in my life. Date Movie. That was bad. But this...this is just...it's not good. House Party 4 is the worst movie ever. It's as simple as that. It's basically Ferris Bueller with black people in it. Oh, and it's not funny. It's awful. So awful. Chris Stokes may be a superstar on BET, but he's an idiot. He can't write a comedy. Or a horror movie. I like to refer to him as a blacker, lesser-known Uwe Boll. Except Uwe Boll's films are funny awful, if you know what I mean. You can invite some buddies over, pop in Alone In The Dark, and have a great time laughing and eating snacks with your buddies. Chris Stokes is like that, except if you invite friends over to watch House Party 4 with you, no one will be laughing. Not even the biased token black guy or the illiterate jock. I'm serious, I didn't laugh once throughout this whole movie. The acting is terrible, and the movie looks like a bad indie film. What was the budget for this movie? 5 damn dollars? I mean, what the hell? This movie just sucks; don't waste your time with this crap. It's disgusting.
Rambo (2008)
The best film of 2008 so far
Rambo, the fourth installment in the Rambo series, is awesome. It's got cussing, smoking, explosions, guns, blood, death, destruction, and everything else a good action movie should have. It's the best Rambo movie yet. It's the goriest by far, and it definitely has the best storyline. Plus, it depicts a realistic view of true total war. Rambo IV does not hold back. If you don't like to see Asians throwing children into pits of fire, then Rambo IV is not for you.
Let's see, what else does this awesome movie have? Well, it's got Stallone's best acting since Rocky, and he probably doesn't even utter 500 words throughout the whole 91 minutes. Also, did I mention it has violence? In one scene, John Rambo rips out the throat of an Asian guy. Pretty sweet.
So yeah, Rambo rules. This may be the best action film of the decade, and I don't say stuff like this lightly. After the rather ridiculous First Blood II and Rambo III, it's good to see that people are still capable of making classic action films.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Great fun, yo.
My God. Just look at my comment list. Almost everything I have commented on has been given a 1/10 or some other abysmal score. But finally, I'm doing something that I like. Something that's just plain great horror slasher action! I am doing Freddy Vs. Jason.
The storyline is simple. Freddy comes back and Jason comes back. They kill people. They FIGHT! That's right, the two of them have one of the most kick-arse showdowns in the whole ****ing history of horror! This movie has all the stuff a good slasher movie needs. Is it scary? What do you think, it's Friday The 13th Part 11 and A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 8. So yeah, it's not scary. It's more of an action/thriller. I put the slash there to emphasize the amount of slashing in this movie.
So yeah, watch it.
The Astronaut Farmer (2006)
This sucks!
Man this crap sucks so hard! The Astronaut Farmer? More like the Astronaut Buttface! He is such a butt face! He goes around pretending to be all cool and stuff because he built a spaceship and stuff and he's gonna go to space without the stupid NASA's permission, but then we realize how retarded this retard is! Here are some quotes from this pile of butt juice: RANDOM GUY: Mr. Astronaut, how do we know that you are not building a mass destructive weapon? ASTRO FARMER: Yo dog, if I was building' me a terrorist bomb, ya ll butt faces wouldn't be able 2 find it, dog! END QUOTE. This sucks! Please do not watch it. It sucks, but it's not as bad as freaking Buttyard.
You Got Served (2004)
This sucks!
This dookie turd is a load of crap! It's just a bunch of black guys jumping around and dancing and serving each other. Let me tell you the plot: A guy does something and ends up having to owe some money to some guy but the dude don't have enough money to do it so the guy gets these guys to beat up his friends and then the guy does some more stuff and gets the guy to be dancing in his dance show competition and ends up beating the guy and sleeping with his girl, and then taking over the city for the rest of his life. THE END. That is it. That's this movie summed up in a big old run on sentence. Yeah. So you know this crap sucks. 0/10
House Party (1990)
Better than House Party 4!
Good comedy right here boys and girls! The year is 1990. Kid n Play decide to make a movie: House Party! They sit around and party in a house, but they do a good job doing it. This ain't no House Party 4 where a bunch of black punks that we haven't heard of are running around trying to be cool by throwing a party at their uncle's house when he goes on a plane to Africa or something like that. There are actually a few mildly funny parts, and House Party 4 had no funny moments whatsoever. Blah blah blah, that movie sucks, and this don't. So if you want to laugh and stuff, watch this. Mkay? House Party is like the first Mario Party. It was fresher.
Barnyard (2006)
This sucks!
I downloaded this movie knowing that it would suck, and guess what? It did. Was I laughing? No! This was dookie! First of all, there's a male cow with an udder. WTF? It's crazy I know! The surfer pizza delivery boy is as retarded as can be! He's that alien from Fairly Oddparents, and he sucks so hard! "Blah blah blah omg i found a arm wtf" I was hoping that that character would get hit by a bus. And the farmer is a moronic turd! I bet Glenn Beck's smarter than this guy. WTF we got animals walkin' around and stuff, and the retarded farmer don't even notice. What a ballsack. Seriously. So, anyway, do not buy this $hit! Do not waste your money, please!