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Strays (2023)
This movie is not for kids! And Denis Quaid has seen some Shiz...
If i were to rate this movie for kids, it's a -1/10
For young adults and the rest of us, it's a 9/10
Easy way to compare/explain this movie would be:
"Deadpool" meets "A Dog's Journey"
I absolutely love how they were able to really capture what we think is a dog's way of thinking, their world views, the things that are normal to them, completely weird for us, and then easy concept for us that are completely outside their realm of understanding for them.
I love how the creators went "screw-it" we making an R-rated film and we're going to have fun doing it!
Very often you'll be watching a movie or tv-show and you can easily guess where the creators toned certain things to make it more mainstream, or more PG-13. Here we don't have this, it's pure unadulterated fun all the way!
Coming back to my above statement with a comparison to Deadpool, if you like that movie and you like animals... I don't see a world in the multiverse where you wouldn't completely love this movie!
Enjoy!
Stars on Mars (2023)
I felt like Sheldon in the big bang theory, going insane at all the B.S.
I have trouble finding where to start.
If my name was Sheldon this review would be a few dozen pages long for only the first episode.
I'm horrified that one of my life heroes put his name on this monstrosity. William Shatner, OMG what were you thinking? Although with your body language during the mission briefings, we can almost see how much you despise your role.
We have a standard Reality-tv show "Survivor-ish" type. Mainly challenges and someone gets voted off the island. Here's the weird part for me.
Your supposed to be on mars, and every 48 hours your able to "supposedly safely" extract/evacuate a member of the team. If you know anything about space travel you understand that having the possibility of evacuating people of Mars every 48 hours is one hell of an amazing feat!
But for some reason you can get people off, but they have a VERY limited amount of food, a communication array with no backups, a completely useless decontamination chamber, and that's just a start.
I believe during the first episode when 2 contestants arrive with the rover and they aren't wearing gloves. You're both dead dudes!
The suits and masks are basically worthless, it's nice to see people get down and dirty and muddy in reality shows, but this is supposedly mars, if you end up with Mars-dust on your face, you should be dead... 1st mission, 1st episode, everyone who went on the EVA during the storm "should" be dead.
According to logic & science, "not what happened on the show":
Tallulah Willis is the only one that should maybe still be alive after episode 1, and win! "not a spoiler, it's not what happened"
With all the efforts by both private & governmental institutions finally really working to get humans on Mars for real, this show is a total insult to all of these people, to all astronauts and to anyone who loves science.
I don't write a lot of reviews, usually only good ones.. but... I just can't believe what I just watched, I'm just mad.
It's not just really bad, it's wrong!
Star Trek: Picard: The Last Generation (2023)
Best TV Episode of all time!
Nothing should ever be considered perfect, there's usually always something better to be done, I'm glad to be wrong here today. Perfect & amazing in every way.
A little background here, I love tv, I love movies, all genre, but sci-fi is my jam! And the star trek universe is just the biggest and the best of them! Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of Star Wars, Marvel, DC, universes and so much more! If I were to sit down and watch my entire TV-show collection non-stop, no sleep, nothing but straight binge forever, would take over 4 years to watch it all... That gives you an idea how many tv shows I've watched over the years and how I really love TV.
And without a doubt, no need to think about it for a nanosecond, this Picard episode, is the best episode of anything ever done anywhere on planet earth. Not just best star trek or sci-fi, no! The best of everything!
The Perfect finally in every way, with a very possible sexy spin-off sendoff, answers to most our questions and a sendoff so respectful of the culture of star trek the next generation.
Only thing I would have maybe wanted would be more of the original and season 1-2 casts present, but that's me being greedy and we can't juge for what we got already, to get all these people back together after so many years and not only making it work, but making a grand-slam out of it! It's absolutely amazing!
This episode brought me close to tears in certain times, and then some of the most happy feelings watching anything before. To be precise, not talking about like an LOL moment from a comedy show, but pure happiness, a bit hard to put into words, just watch it, you'll understand I promise!
Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
9.9 There's no such thing as perfect, but this movie almost is!
A must see in Theaters! What a sequel should be!
A total masterpiece!
Usually I can always pinpoint something that could be better in a movie, but I'm finding it very hard here!
The way the movie was filmed is also an amazing comeback to real honest to god, good old times, true, not only CGI, and green screens. The main actors were in actual real honest to god flying fighter jets, with real reaction to what is truly happening to them while flying.
As a ex-pilot(single engine nothing comparable to these folks) I've rarely seen a movie that captures the beauty of flying like this movie has, and then some! I was seriously impressed.
The way they were able to bring us a lot of similar shots and scenes as the 1st movie was beautifully done without making it corny like some movies end up doing, it had just enough to be amazing!
The actors did a great job here, The scenery is beautiful, the cinematography is amazing, The action at it's best! The music just the way you need and want it!
I don't know anyone that couldn't enjoy this Masterpiece!
But for the immersion, the amazing "flying" feeling the movie offers, the music, Go see this in Theaters! And if they have them special seats, better sound, go for it.. this movie is worth it!
Enjoy folks!