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Girl Next (2021)
This film is NOT a 10/10
These other reviews harping on with words like 'Awesome', 'Clever' and 'Re-watchable' ... But so few contain the words 'B-GRADE CRAPOLA!'
Like seriousy, I just wasted 7 bucks hiring this monstrosity because another bunch of indie film makers got all their friends to write positive reviews for their trainwreck of a movie. The plot was beyond ridiculous and the acting was just plain unconvincing. I gave the film one star because the cinematography was decent (albeit wasted on this trash).
I kept checking how long it had left to go because the story was soooo tedious and I was looking forward to the end so I could write an actual GENUINE review.
Like, golly - I wonder why no reputable film critics have bothered to review this movie..? Hmm.
Victor Crowley (2017)
Ugh...
Nothing worse than a comedy/horror that's painfully unfunny with d-grade gore. I was cringing so much at the pathetic 'jokes' ... Really lame stuff.
Don't waste your time.
If She Screams (2021)
TRASH
I just wasted 7 bucks hiring this absolute shocker of a 'film'. Almost every detail was terrible. The 'acting' was appalling, the 'dialogue' was woeful and it felt like a cheap porn director was at the helm.
Do something better with your money ... Maybe just throw it in the bin (which is where this movie belongs).