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Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver (2024)
Cringe
So cringe. I had to bite my tongue and refrain myself from jumping off my from my window.
They want to make this like Star Wars + Lord of the Rings + Hunger Game + other 100,000 Sci-F movies out there.
Gross melancholy music, generals talking like they are in Nazi army..
Basically the director wanted everyone in the film to feel like they are gods or the avenger.
I just cannot fathom to watch another one of this series and hope this director move away from this genre for GOOD.
Save yourself, run save your time, this movie is as good as B rated flick.
Don't know what the actors thought when taking the role.
Road House (2024)
Conor made this movie into C- real fast
This isn't Oscar worthy of movie but a fun movie to watch.
Jake's acting is fine as usual.
Plot is a cliche that we all know of but it's fun to kill time with.
But what I do have an issue with this movie is Conor's acting. I get he's a tough guy actor but just a bit too much.
There is something very off about Conor's acting. Perhaps he is thinking that he is still on the ring?
His acting made this movie from in between A~B to C~D real fast.
Remember those C rated movies where they just gather all the "martial artists" and make a movie? It kind of feels like that.
I just wish they hadn't casted him. Would've been much better flick without him.
Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
Rushed Plot. No development
So.. I thought it resembled Star Wars and went into info about this movie.
Sure enough, Riddy wanted this to be a Star Wars sequel or concept plot.
Instead it became a movie. Movie that feels very rushed.
Each characters have very brief introduction. Cliche characters who emerge as great heroes. We've all seen this before, surely.
Empire, worlds, stories.. each lacks in their own way. As a viewer, I was confused to what each heroes did before being involved into the plot.
World is unsure. Just... random aliens and human here and there. So brief in fact, that you forget you already hopped from a planet to a planet.
Too rushed. That's all I can say. Slower development could've really made this movie great.
Extraction 2 (2023)
Call of Duty: Movie
Coming from the original, the second movie seems very out of place.
Music during action scenes are too "INTENSE" and does not fit in.
Then in about 1 hour into the movie, I got a feeling that this movie felt very similar, not the similar feeling where this is a typical action movie.
Then near the end of the movie, it hit me.
THIS IS COD MOVIE CAMPAIGN THAT WE ALL PLAYED BEFORE.
1st movie was refreshing, but second one just looked like Call of Duty game promotion video.
Just mindless PEW PEW SHOOT SHOOT BOOM BOOM EXPLODE EXPLODE.
It was a fun sight but the mindless shooting and explosions just did not seem to be in a real life setting.
The Exorcist: Believer (2023)
Absolute Disgrace to the masterpiece
Sometimes movie makers would like to rip off some of the masterpiece and make their own. They want it to be a masterpiece as the original was. But sometimes they forget what makes a movie masterpiece. Movies such as Exorcist, there needs to be a story and why exorcism is needed. This movie fails to do so. There is no build up to how the victims became possessed. There is no haunting or horror. The writer of this movie is clueless of Bible aspect of the whole point of this movie.
This is horrible.
Cringy
Boring
Pointless
Meaningless.
There is no point of this movie. There is no relationship to the original movie. There is no build up.
There is haunting, there is ... . . nothing.
Blue Beetle (2023)
Was this meant to be BLUE RANGER?
Boring. That's all.
Full of cliche and typical dialogue.
They thought bringing in Mexican jokes and MIHOMIHO is gonna be funny. I don't know spanish and them keep saying stuff in spanish was just frustrating.
Cringe at most actually.
For about an hour I tried, but it just felt like PG movie made for kids.
Power Ranger movie would look like this. Evil vs Good. Power Ranger pew pew stuff.
You'd thought DC would show something different, even if it fails DC typically tried something new.
Well it ain't. They are going for cash grab, but if they know Marvel, the end is not always good. They are going for downhill now.
Insidious: The Red Door (2023)
Boring, Full of Cliche and Jump Scares. America sucks at horror movies and should stop.
Seriously. I'm sorry to the fans but Insidious and Conjuring series suck more and more and their series move on. It is so full of jump scare and cliche that it doesn't feel like demon/exorcism movie.
What USA is good at (I'm from US so no hate), is things like Saw and Hostel where blood and violence lingers.
Not ghost stories. American didn't have ghost stories.. America is like 300 years old and there is no ghost to base it on.
Leave the scary demonic ghost movies to Asians. Stop making spiritual scares into physical - people flying - house smashing - people flying stupid crap movie.
All series sucked, this one sucked the most.
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023)
Transformers: Rise of the.... STOP RISING !!!
Wow. Who made this? A 3rd grader?
Why with typical teenager raging with cliche dialogue that we'd see in Power Rangers?
If this movie was made for strictly PG, then I'll understand and move on.
But this is just so poorly written.. human teenager fighting giant boss robots and not a single drop of blood is shed. Hip Hop music 24/7... I never knew in war that you get to be so chill, you'd turn on hip hop and fool around, making jokes.
WORLD IS ENDING AND ALL THESE FOOLS CAN THINK ABOUT IS "HIP HOP" , "JOKES", "CHEESY DIALOGUE".
I mean.. if I had a job to save the planet from ending, I'd make sure this little bro shuts the heck up from spurting "UR THE HERO" cheesy phrases that he may have picked up from Karate Kid.
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
Kang, stronger than Thanos, loses to 2 human and ants. Oh and what? a little teenager who never studied physics being smarter than Iron-Man?
Another fail by Marvel.
Fail by Fail by Fail.
Looks like some kind of Power Rangers stuff.
In Comics, Kang is supposedly stronger than Thanos and is one of the strongest non-celes villan.
But what do we see here? In matter of 30 min, Kang is defeated by by 2 human and ants. Marvel spent years after years developing Thanos, yet Kang, stronger than Thanos is defeated within hour.
Who wrote this? Marvel lost their nuts, I'm sure of it. Their greed for money has taken over and threw them off of their path.
And again, how is a teenager who never studied physics and mathematics - who is environmentalist - suddenly develops quantum machine, outsmarting Iron-Man?
Dude, stop making dumb movies Marvel. Massive fail.
The Pope's Exorcist (2023)
Fit to be Marvel movie, not horror
So I assume they were going to make this into Marvel/DC movie? Lol
Do they even know what exorcism is?
They just made fantasy & monster movie and called it exorcist.
This is so stupid and meaningless that I can't even fathom to describe what it is.
10/10 waste of time, and inaccuracy of the bible.
I really would give 7/10 if this was considered as Marvel movie.
Really? Demon who can use telekinesis and psychic powers can't even get out of a rope? Something that can use powers to destroy all there is can't get out of the rope?
Don't use bible in a way to make something stupid inaccuracy to make money.
Fan of Russel but shame on him for taking on this role.
Cocaine Bear (2023)
No gay bear, bottom bear, straight bear, ONLY HIGH BEAR
Yea it looks silly but you know what? It's creative and it's not boring.
Cliche? Well some, but not overly exaggerated.
The word to focus here is "CREATIVE".
These days, trends of Politics, LGBTQ, Feminism, Racial division and etc. Type of movies dominate the media. IT'S SO STUPID how they are making movies to promote these self centered ego - *Cough disney Cough*
Get those political crap out of your mind and enjoy this film. There is no gender biased heroism here. There is no BS politics about Smokey the Bear coming out and telling you to turn the fire off
This movie will make America great again.
How to Get Rich (2023)
Phony Show by Phony MC with Phony Influencers
I did ya'll a favor and saw this show in advance to tell you to NOT WATCH THIS SHOW.
1. Obvious stuff like "oh don't spend money on games, foods blah blah" - don't spend on things you WANT. Something we all learn in high school and college AND LIFE.
2. This guy, Ramit, thinks he's a genius with money but, what he says and tells is finance 101 that we all already know of.
3. This is the main reason I hate this show. THIS IS ANOTHER SHOW PROMOTING INFLUENCERS (what are they even influencing anyways? That term is so stupid). They apparently all have channels or personal start up business that they want to promote in this series.
Just don't watch it. Stupid show.
Bisang seoneon (2021)
This movie itself needs to declare EMERGENCY
If you look at the line up, they presented the top stars of Korea.
But the plot.. oh it sucks sooo much.
They got all the top stars in one movie and managed to screw it up so bad.
- Typical crying and forcing audience to feel sad by playing saaaad movie and people crying
- Trying to mix politics in this. I mean what do you get out of it by mixing politics?
- Why cast top stars if all they do is talk few phrase with no impact?
- dragging way too much. First 20 minute felt like a good build up. Then it all crumbled down
This movie is like, you are preparing for steak.
You got the best steak.
You got the best rub.
You got the best firewood You got the best side dishes You cooked the best steak.
Then you put it into fridge and microwaved it the next day and ate it.
You won't know what I'm talking about until you see the movie.
Tin lung baat bou (2023)
Another typical flying magic chinese movie
Don't waste your time on this.
Typical Chinese movie
- flying heroes shooting magic fireballs and casting voodoo magic, all bs
- cheesy cliche dialogues with no means of any storyline
They try to make it into epic film with this booming music and characters looking serious and all, but it's one of those type of Chinese movies where you know it's going to suck from the moment it starts.
There's like 1000 Chinese movies that are like this so it feels like I've already seen this movie 1000 times over.
Golden era of real legit movies are gone. They are just printing movies for money grabs now.
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Guns, Love, Teen, DNA Modify, Cliche?? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DINOSAUR MOVIE
Ever since the 4th movie, JP lost it's course and went wild.
No sense of what the first movie was anymore.
Squeezing in politics and modern day appeal has made this movie into another quick flick to let your time go by.
You can't relate to any characters anymore.
There is no surprise or excitement when you see dino anymore.
Cliche of love story, daddy issue, teen rebelling, I mean isn't this suppose to be about DINOSAUR, not LOVE, TEEN, DNA , GENE modifying?
This is a Sci-Fi movie with 10% mix of dinosaur.
Huge let down, and a good reminder that Hollywood needs to stop with these stupid sequel.
Shame on you all.
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Marvel's fame is dropping like 2022 Stock Market
Anyone noticed how Marvel's movies start becoming F-Grade every single time they release something?
They hired comedy movie writer to make Thor 4. Absolutely horrendous.
Thor 4 has NO STORY.
Thor 4 has JOKES EVERY 1 MINUTE.
This feels like extremely well made SNL skit, not a Marvel movie.
The world is ending and all they can do is joke around.
Compare this to DC. DC has it all set. Hero movie = Dark atmosphere. If saving world is so easy and have time to joke around, then there won't be a bad guy strong enough to cause any trouble.
I'm worried that they'll make future movies, even the ones with celestials a JOKE.
Shame on Disney for making Marvel Universe a profit cash cow.
Prey (2022)
Better than other sci-fi version
I'm giving this 10 star not because this is the best movie, but because the concept of what Predator is, in fact well featured here.
The geographic atmosphere as well as the "Native American" theme really sets the whole primitive vibe.
We've had way TOO many predator movies with just some stupid rambo soldiers shooting at it. Always bullets flying by and explosion here and there.
But this version brought Predator franchise to a completely different theme.
It almost makes you rethink what Predator movie is about.
These Native Americans are hunters, and the plains are their hunting ground. Which is similar concept of what Predators are and is.
In conclusion, I prefer this version over all others combined.
Gongjo 2: Inteonaesyeonal (2022)
Full of Cliche, boring nonsense
One thing Koreans do well in there movies is about Gangsters and horror movies.
When it comes to action movies, especially when they try to refer to "foreign" countries, they fail miserably.
This movie is full of cliche, bad foreign actors that you'd see on C rated CD movies.
Remember one of those movies where a hero dodges bullet from 10 gunman and kills them?
Remember one of those movies where the hero always seems to have a hidden card?
Remember that moment where the hero saves the day seizing that last second?
How about those family members that are so comedic at face of death?
How about a group of few "cool dudes" saving the world from an organization of bad guys?
Nothing in this movie seems realistic.
This is Comedy, not action.
It's just one of Cliche Comedy movie.
The School for Good and Evil (2022)
Don't watch this movie unless you are under 13.. or die hard HP fan
What movie is this suppose to be about?
It's like a combination of
Harry Potter+High School Drama+Musical+Cliche+Over reacting+WTF is it doing on Netflix.
If they aired this on Disney, then yea, give those teens a shot at becoming bigger movie star, but not this.
Movies like this makes you wonder how long Netflix can last before going down.
Time wasted on this.
I mean, but watch it if you like teenage love story and knight to the rescue, girl power, feminism, equality for all, their lives matter but not yours - type of SENDING MESSAGE stuff.
OH AND DID I MENTION CRINGE VERSES? OH SOOOO CRINGEEEEEEE.
The Bling Ring (2022)
Netflix, STOP promoting these criminals and wannabe lame fame losers!
Really?
Now the media is promoting criminals and low life skunks to make money?
Yea. Hollywood or whatever film industry is really getting greedy. Good job on giving fame on losers and criminals.
Not only is this degrading, but this is influencing younger generation that doing such criminal activity is FINE to get more fame.
Youtube and Instagram is doing great job at making younger generation to become more stupid, and now this.
Absolute trash. I just cant see these criminals trying to act like what they did is OKAY and got what they wanted in the end.
Films like this should be illegal, or at least make it into horror story where you should NEVER do.
Narco-saints (2022)
Fast paced, but corny, typical Korean stuff
I was excited, then I wasn't.
1. Character, especially David dude.. They made him into english speaking 2nd Gen cool dude, but he can't act.. with english lol.
2. Unreal. Like total unreal. 4 dudes with AK shooting a truck right behind them and they can't land 1 shot on tire or the guy? BS
3. This is like Korean gangster movie that was filmed in tropical scene. It's like one of those B-Grade asian movies that was shot in foreign country.
EVERYTHING points to Korean gangster movie except the scene.
A guy with multi million dollar or billon dollar empire doesn't even have a heli, tank or trained arm soldiers?
This is not even close to Narco that we know. Fail.
Samaritan (2022)
Who hired the kid?
This movie could've been a good B rated flick, except for that kid.
Stallone: Just the usual Stallone you know. Punch, Kick, Husky Voice, Grunting. Nothing surprising.
Kid: WTH? Only thing he's good at is yelling and shouting. He knows he's getting famous and that ain't a good thing. Don't put kids like this into a show until they are well trained.
Pilou: Dude, this guy was good in many movies, but in this one he just over reacts.
I think the writer did something wrong here. If they put DC theme on this, it'd go wayyy better. Something more dark. It really was something I looked forward to. Good try though... I give them that.
Uncharted (2022)
Waste of Cast. Tati was horrible
Sorry Netflix, you got to stop making/buying horrible films.
Uncharted is obvious, gravity-defying and poorly scripted movie.
Obvious: Obviously the main characters dodge 500 bullets and obviously, is able to and conveniently move to places where they can conveniently, yet obviously solve puzzles that no one seem to be able to solve for hundreds of years.
Gravity Defying: Yes, flying airplane, no one seems to be sucked out, jumping box to box from containers thats hanging outside of the plane.. yeap.. totally makes sense..
Poorly scripted: This is the worst part. They casted some good actors, Mark, Spiderman, Z dude. But I think Tati was a horrible pick. She over-acts all the time, purposely making face and that voice.. ugh.. could it be that her lines were just horrible? Could it be that she was only following a horribly scripted lines? Or could it be that she wanted attention like the one she got from Sabrina series and over reacted?
Whatever it is, it's for sure that Netflix is having some horrible films recently.
Kateo (2022)
Nice try.. but the acting is B rated..
So, don't get me wrong. Action is great, and the Koreans tried something new.
But if you have watched previous Korean movies, whenever they put American actors, they pretty much tend to fail in acting. It doesn't look natural.. it feels like Steven Seagal's B rated movie type of acting.
Netflix invested in the wrong movie.
The 15:17 to Paris (2018)
CLICHE CLICHE CLICHE, the american hero, american family blah blah blah
First of all, I'm giving myself a pat on the back for watching through this movie.
So many cliche that I can write better in my dreams.
I'll just be quick and end your misery as well.. or at least prevent it.
1. Cliche American family - single mom raising dumb kids, wait sorry not dumb. At least that's what the movie is trying to portrait
2. THE DURRRRRRR American soldiers acting like they already saved the world before they pulled the first trigger
3. OH, the American soldier bonding time. I mean, EVERYONE is family-friend after serving army together, right?
4. HURRAHHH HURRAAAHHH. Yell that few times and you already got Captain America saving the world.
I'm American so I don't hate America, but damnnnn... Don't writers get cringe after writing and reading these scripts?
I forgot,
5. Horrible acting. From the beginning 10 minute into the movie, you notice how the actor's lines and tones are just.. CRINGE. I'm surprised some gave more than 1 star.