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Killing Me Softly (2002)
It Is Weird
Heather and Joseph met on the street somewhere and for no reason they start having sex. The story goes from there and eventually Joseph becomes a psycho until the plot takes another turn. I don't really care about the plot since it is weird anyway even for some total- bizarre-seeking Europeans. I am in there for Heather's breasts and sex. However, the nudity and sex were not all that graphical as I had hoped for. As usual I am going to list my opinion as follows: Plot-I have no clue whatsoever, Sex/Nudity-5 out 10, Overall-3 out 10. Conclusion-If you are a hardcore Heather Graham fan, then go get it. If not, leave it.
New Best Friend (2002)
It Sucked.
I totally disagreed with those comments which said this is a good movie. This is a totally SUCKED movie. I mean SUCKED - S.U.C.K.E.D. The story development is strange. Mia Kirshner changed from an innocent girl to a party-fun seeking chick for no convincing reasons at all. In addition, all the actresses looked way too old for being college students - College students looked like about 30 years old - you figure out the rest. I watched only about first ten minutes and started fast forwarding to look for sex scenes. all the sex scenes are lame, hasty and, most importantly, no frontal at all. All the sex scenes are laughable, considering how many clothes they had on. Do yourself a favor - put it down and save yourself a few bucks. Conclusion: Story - 0, Sex - 0, Acting - 0, Score - 0 out 10.
Jag - en oskuld (1968)
It is Neither Good Nor Bad. It Is Respectful.
The film deserves our respect because it is one of pioneers in B-movie and softcores. Plot and acting are above average and sex is pretty lame in today's standard (you see nothing below waist and kissing is limited to mouth and neck). Of course, the movie was made 1967 in an era when sexuality was tabooed in films. Please don't get me wrong. I gave it credits for being a pioneer, but still, time has changed, we should be looking forward. Therefore, I wish the reissue of Inga can serve as a reminder to those who make B-movies and softcores that we've come a long way, so stop making garbages and make good stuffs to commemorate those who had fought for us years ago. Salute to Inga!
Auditions from Beyond (1999)
It Is A Gyp, Trust Me!!!
I saw the preview in Femalien and thought it could be a cool film. Turns out, it is an awful garbage. There isn't much nudity in the film, not to mention not having much sex either. There were just some dumb and corny dialogues along with some noninteresting dancing you usually expect to see during audition. In our case, you may even see it in the actual films. Conclusion: I ain't got none for it. Just leave it alone.
Justine: Seduction of Innocence (1996)
Don't Bother!
This is a poor softcore film even for an unrated version. The actresses looks so-so and sex were horrible. I don't mind a softcore having no plot, but this one has nothing. The only thing this film has proven is that the actress was indeed innocent because she had gotten no clue what she was supposed to do during sex. Conclusion: Sex - Awful, Nudity - Awful, Actresses Attractiveness - Slightly better than awful, but not by very much. Don't bother and save yourself few bucks.
Web of Seduction (1999)
It Is For Traci Smith Only!!!
This film is definitely a softcore not a thriller as the title has suggested. If you are looking for a thriller movie, my advise for you is to leave it alone. However, if you are looking for a softcore especially with Traci Smith in it, this is exactly what you need. Man!!! Traci is good. Cute looking, good body, and, most importantly, not afraid to show her crotch. I bought the DVD, unrated of course, just to see Traci Smith doing hot acts. I didn't pay attention to the other two actresses, Lauren Hays and someone. They are not that good looking anyway. It is hard to get a hold of Traci's films since most of her films are only shown in cable. Conclusion: Plot - None existent, Sex - slightly above mediocre, Naked Traci Smith - A-, Naked the other two actresses - Fast-forwarded so I don't know.
Losing Control (1998)
I believe I am a moron.
Well, I like to be honest with all the audiences that I bought it because of Kira's sex scenes, but unfortunately I did not see much of them. All sex scenes were short and done in haphazard manner along with all the weird and corny background music just like all other B movies - it just doesn't look much like two people having sex. There is a tiny bit of plot toward the end - Kira's new lover is a killer. Whoa!!! how shocking!!! Why don't we nominate this movie for Oscar Award? I can't imagine how bad the movie would look like if it were R-rated (Mine is imported from UK, rated 18). Conclusion? Put it down and walk away, so yon won't end up with being a moron like me.
Score: 2/10
Point Doom (2000)
Renter Beware!!!
I rented it at Blockbuster in hope of seeing Angie does some "good" act. Unfortunately, the video is totally different from what the image has conveyed by the backside of the box. It contains neither nudity nor sex. Plot is lame and uninteresting. Don't bother and save yourself a few bucks!