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The Courier (2019)
Dismal
How embarrassing. Please someone do something original. And hire half decent extras.
Avengers Grimm (2015)
I didn't last 30 minutes.
Why isn't there a negative scoring system? 1 (Awful) is being kind.
There is a 10 paragraph review in here on this film and I couldn't keep a straight face whilst reading it. Let this be a lesson; Trying to ride on the backs of multimillion dollar movies with a budget of $25 is not advised, even if you do have the opportunity to hire 5 MILFS and a couple of actors ready to shame themselves due to owing a backlog of rent. I suppose one shouldn't blame the actors, we all have to eat. I suggest to them a change in Agents.
I would rather wait for eternity for the right script and never see it than enter into a project that would of stunk on paper as bad as this surely would of.
This film was made as a tax write off, Right? .. Right? I believe I probably watched it a little longer than most, right up until Snow White demanded the others "Get In The Car!" at which point I watched the rest in fast forward skip mode.
To painful for words. Do yourself a favor and stick to the original fairy tales & marvel Comics that this modern pooper derived from.
We Still Kill the Old Way (2014)
Pointless & mindless dribble
This film can be added to a list of "most pointless films ever" It just has to be a tax write off, I can't think of any other reason anyone would of produced such utter garbage.
This film is nothing more than a cliché containing a shockingly bad group of young actors that would be better suited to the kids program "Balamory" If you are going to create a film with actors meant to depict a upcoming crime syndicate at least find actors that fit the part and not a group of kids that looks like they would crap their pants during the slightest confrontation at a shopping center car park dispute after escaping daycare.
If you want to know whats wrong with this planet, its partly due to pointless violence depicted in films like this that kids eventually download free from torrents out of pure boredom, led to believe that tormenting women in housing projects and hanging baby carriages containing a baby over the edge of a 30 story building is gang worthy or in the slightest bit tough.
If you want to know whats wrong with the film industry, watch this rubbish. Otherwise rent Balamory and shoot water pistols at each other, same effect in the end. Better still, mace yourself until the urge subsides.
Minus 5 Stars.
Killing Them Softly (2012)
Skip to the last 60 seconds
Ideally, in a better world, the writer/director, producers of this film would be taken out to the desert and whacked "Forget about it"
The only smart idea was to star Brad Pitt to ensure a box office profit. There is nothing memorable about this film less the last statement by Pitt. I have a feeling that the whole film was written in 5 min as a carriage for Andrew Dominik to vent his disapproval of America in the last 60 seconds. Andrews statement (via Pitt) referring to America being nothing but a business and that the whole Obama spin is flat out lie, was worth the first 89min of tediously painful, agonizing nothingness that this film is.
It would of been allot quicker to just openly denounce America during an interview. Having said that, the statement probably made more of an impact due to the fact the rest of the dialog was verbal diarrhea.
I give it an open 2 for pity sake, a closed 10 for the end statement. Thank god I didn't have to pay to see this film.
Suing the Devil (2011)
how many friends does it take to encourage a positive?
This is a most terrible film. I don't care for reviews really but I do care that people take the time to get on IMDb and blatantly lie about a film just because they are involved in it.
Nothing could save this film. It's tired, the acting is awful (mostly from the Australian actors which is sad to say as I am an Aussie) The lead role of Luke played by Bart Bronson was reminiscent of a comedic take on a bad soap opera scene, in every scene.
I don't like being negative towards film involving Australian talent on screen and off but as I said I am insulted when people write a review knowing what they write is a blatant fabrication of the truth in the hope of saving a production. oh Malcolm what have you done?
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)
Why are people under 30 allowed into the cinema?
Get over yourselves. This film when it was made was the funniest thing out there. The problem with all the "I HATED IT'S" is that you are spoiled with over budgeted movies and wouldn't catch a one liner if you made it up yourselves. If you get a chance to see this Fun film with a lot of Fun actors really having a Fun time, go for it. I have most one liners still stuck in my head from the week it was released. That to me says allot.
And just remember .. No Matter where you are, You're there! Have fun! Don't listen to the kiddies. And yes if anyone knows why the sequel is missing please post.