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Obliterated (2023)
This show is perfect.
Obliterated has it all; Comedy, Action, Romance, Action, Sex, Action, Thrills, Action, Chills, Action, Hot Women, Action, Hot Guys, Action oh and it has Action.
Seriously I haven't enjoyed a series this much since Banshee.
The plot is great. A special forces team after a night of sex, drugs, and alcohol gets called up to save Las Vegas from a nuclear threat. While still high and drunk they answer that call to duty with exuberance and professionalism... sort of.
What follows is a comedy of delusional proportion as the team fights, vomits, hallucinates, and cons their way to saving the world.
Honeydew (2020)
A warning against veganism
A vegan couple gets overpowered by an 80 year old woman with a hunger for forbidden delights.
A couple of vegans get lost because their GPS goes out 2.5 miles from their destination. Instead of chancing it they decide to camp in a farmer's field. The farmer finds the couple and boots them off his land but their car won't start. Like any good vegans they decide to walk through the woods to find help instead of walking down the road they were on. Que the creepy farm house with the creepy occupants, an elderly mother and her "son" who cannot speak. The first hint should have been that the mother was cooking supper at midnite but let's continue.
The old lady invites the couple to spend the night because her trusty neighbor who was supposed to come fix the car hasn't shown up, he's getting on on years.
The female vegan decides sitting around in just a towel is perfectly normal in a stranger's house while the vegan male decides raiding a stranger's refrigerator and helping yourself to a meal is normal.
Things happen and we find out the lady is a cannibal who has eaten her daughter's arms and legs but she still wants grandkids.
If you want a better explanation watch the movie and suffer like I did.
The Other Lamb (2019)
Very pretty, very boring, very artsy
This art house style movie about a cult leader and his "wives" was made with beautiful scenery, bland characters, an overused plot, and a nonsensical story.
A man leads a cult of easily manipulated women who are his "wives" these wives bear him daughters who when they have their first period become wives. There are apparently no male children born though this is sort of talked about later in the movie.
The Sheppard leads his flock across rugged terrain after they are kicked off the land they live on, and have presumably for well over a decade, without explanation though that is par for the course with this movie.
In short the scenery is beautiful but the movie is boring and makes no sense. What was up with the girl in the letterman jacket in the back of the car? It just wasn't good.
The Color Rose (2020)
Part of this movie is missing
The movie started off pretty good and then it rushed through 30 minutes and ended. I'm pretty sure they ran out of money or time and just threw together an ending with a quick murder montage that made no sense. I'm also pretty sure they changed their mind about who the killer was supposed to be about 3 times.
Seriously, I was disappointed because it did start pit as a pretty decent movie but 45 minutes in it just made no sense. The town made no sense. Some of the characters made no sense. One of the actresses delivered all of her lines in snarky monotone. Another of the actresses was a 40 year old playing a teenager like an episode of 90210.
Alert: Missing Persons Unit (2023)
Plot holes, bad acting, and horrible writing Oh My!
It's not a good show. I honestly believe after watching the first season that the writers just couldn't figure out where they wanted the story to go. Dania Ramirez (Nikki) always looks either crazy or surprised no matter the proper emotion, Scott Caan plays... well Scott Caan, Adeola Role is a Shaman(?) That everyone tolerates, and the rest of the cast is in the show. I suffered, groaned, and laughed my way through every episode. It's a fun show to pick apart but it's not a fun show to watch.
I Continued through the entire season hoping the show would get better, the first episode is actually pretty good, and it just got cheesier and more unrealistic each week.
Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)
Dollah Store Creepee
This was seriously one if the worst and most poorly done movies I have ever seen. Clearly shot in front of a green screen, you can actually see it and the actors turn purple constantly. I swear Creeper's hat was made out of duct tape. It had no actual story. What little story it did have made no sense. I mean was Lane psychic? What the heck was up with the visions?
I vote that we start a petition to have this movie unmade, burn the film, remove it from all streaming services, buy back and destroy any physical copies that people didn't demand refunds for already and let's just all never speak of it again. Deal?
The Terminal List (2022)
Wonderful show, go watch it.
Despite a few cosmetic changes and it diverging from the book here and there this was a wonderful adaptation if one of my favorite book series. Pratt played Reece very well and once I learned to take Wu seriously I think she did Katie justice. Ignore the woke critics and reviews, yes this show is dour, yes it is dark, yes it is serious but it's about a man who loses everything and seeks out vengeance, did you expect Disney on ice?
Also despite what IMDB says there is no nudity, not sure why they are saying there is, perhaps trying to dissuade conservatives from watching it?
Great show, just go watch it.
Letterkenny (2016)
To be fair....
Deceptively intelligent comedy. Seriously if you actually pay attention to the show it's funny but manages to insert social messages among the boobs, beer, and insults. Sit back, crack a cold one, and let yourself laugh.