jon-sullberg Reviews

Duplicity (2009)

"Momento" is 100% easier to understand

[1/10 · 21 March 2009]

We just put down $44 to see this piece of cow dung. What a waist of time and hard earned cash. I've never been so confused watching a movie. "Momento" was 100% easier to understand.

Julia Roberts was paid $15 million smackers to walk through the set. Owens was doing everything possible not to blow her head off, which would have earned this "film" two stars rating instead of one.

The only positive thing to say was the performance of the ever quirky and dead pan humor of Paul Giamatti. Tom Wilkinson must have used the same acting coach as Roberts because he was very boring.

At the end of the movie I did not care about any of these shallow characters. The plot twist was ridiculous and implausible. Skip this movie - you have been warned!!!

Reno 911!: Miami (2007)

Why?

[2/10 · 25 February 2007]

I love the TV series, but hated this movie. The set up started as a funny road trip. The International Hotel scene was sophomoric, but lauphable if you like self pleasure, lesbian, whore and slut jokes.

Some of the skit inserts had merit but had nothing to do with the pathetic story line. What were they thinking? Why ruin a funny TV show?

This was an obvious low budget T and A, potty joke and F@#$ fest to bring in students and trailer trash. In fact, some of the trash sat behind me and thought the movie and thought is was hilarious. They kept comparing it to how funny Police Academy 6: City Under Siege is - that tells you something.

Go back to Reno and stay there. If the producers are reading this, and you take this mess Scottland Yard - count me out as a loyal Reno fan.