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Halloween (2007)
Awful.
If you are going to watch this movie, please save yourself the time and just don't. This movie was an embarrassment to the series. Laurie Strode doesn't stand up to Jamie Lee Curtis. The backstory was not only unneeded but stupid. The guy who plays Loomis was such a poor imitation of the original it hurt, and even though he says the same lines because of the backstory the continuity was not good. It takes away from Michaels story, his backstory. To say he was abused just takes away from who he is in the future. It's so much better to have him evil just because he's evil. Save yourself the time and energy. This is a great deal of time I will never get back.
I Care a Lot (2020)
Had potential. Was serverly disappointed.
So. The movie took a long time to get going and then when it finally did it held a lot of potential. Peter Dinklage, need I say more?
I was looking forward to watching Dinklage's character destroy Rosamunds character, because she deserved it. Screwing old people out of their money and completely ruining their lives? She just happened to mess with the wrong people. The Russian Mafia for goodness sakes. And yet somehow the Mafia screwed up so badly that they managed to not kill both her and her partner and get screwed over in return?
Nope. So unbelievable. I wish Dinklage had got the better of her in the end because he deserved it. And the fact that he offered her a "partnership" instead of killing her? Ridiculous to the plot line.
At least she got murdered in the end but still somewhat unsatisfying knowing that she got the better of a Mafia boss.
Anyway, don't watch it. It's been a while since I've been this angry at a movie for being so ridiculous.
Get Out (2017)
Had me on the edge of my seat the entire time
This movie was phenomenal. It was scary, it messes with your head and has some definite twists I wouldn't have seen coming when I first turned it on. Expect the unexpected. It's an incredible piece of film work and one I will remember fondly for a long time. Highly recommend.
The Shining (1980)
Disappointing
I know it's probably supposed to be a slow burn, but I just could not get past how boring it was. People love this movie and it took me years to get down to watching it, and when I finally did it disappointed me. Nothing really happens and when things do actually happen it's so little and so far between nothing that it did nothing for me. I know it's considered a classic horror movie but I do not get the appeal, and I will not watch it again.
Hush (2016)
An unexpected delight
When going into this movie I wasn't sure what to expect. I wasn't sure how a deaf protagonist would manage to outwit/outlast a psycho stalker, which is why I picked it out to begin with. Nothing has ever been done like this before and I was really interested to see how it played out. As far as horror movies go, I never hold my breath - don't get me wrong, I love them when they are done right, but so often they are just done so poorly. This one was done right and I was on the edge of my seat the majority of it. Definately worth a watch.
Jennifer's Body (2009)
Bad acting/bad plot
I don't have that much to say about this movie, other then it was not good in general. Megan is pretty but she is a bad actress. Amanda Seyfried is way better and hotter. The only redeeming scene of this movie is when they make out in the pool. That's why it gets a two instead of a 2.
Slashlorette Party (2020)
Worst movie I have ever seen
Plot was bad, acting was bad. The characters were not likelable, maybe just because they were so monotone that you couldn't buy them as real people. They were one dimensional. No depth, all surface and it showed in the acting that there development was not good. You could tell the only thing they did was memorize lines. Save yourself the time and don't watch this. It's just bad. And not even so bad it's funny. No. It's just bad.
When a Stranger Calls (1979)
Boring
This movie isn't quite as boring as the exorcist, but it's close. Nothing really happens and it drags. There is massive amounts of time between the few things that actually do happen, and when things do happen it's not scary or suspenseful.
Was not scared once. If I can watch a horror movie and it doesn't scare me, then it's doing something wrong.