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The Chosen (2015)
Bland and Creepy
This film is not the best, but also not the worst. I found myself fairly intrigued by the beginning, but soon the movie begins to fall apart. I disliked a lot of the main characters as their actions felt unrealistic (even in a supernatural horror) and were constantly mad at one another. The creepy factor is quite nice, however, and is the saving grace for this movie. The effects are awful and the acting is terrible and stale half the time. Okay, but I would only watch again for the disturbing plot.
Hellions (2015)
Confusing plot, decent scares, good performances
I watched this movie on a whim. It sounded just like what I wanted in the moment: a casual viewing horror movie with a supernatural element. With that said, I did get what I asked for. My thoughts on this film are contradicting each other. I thought the idea was intriguing, the cinematography was amazingly different, and the scares were effective in some regard. However, the plot is where I became infuriated with it. The crew seemed to be going for a vague but understandable supernatural cult for the main conflict, but I only got the vague part. Several parts of this movie I became disinterested and became lost with the constant plot changes, dream sequences, and character changes. The fact that this movie is only a little over an hour contributes to the confusing nature, as it ends on a frustrating and non-understandable ending. Maybe with another 10 minutes and some extra writing, I would have enjoyed this movie a lot more, but as it is, it's just okay.
Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)
Mindless Action
There is not too much to say here. It's a extremely fun, interesting, girl-power fueled action movie. The characters are all awesome in their own right, the story is intriguing and entertaining, and the ending is a satisfactory one. I don't normally watch action movies, but I would recommend this one.
The Bunnyman Massacre (2014)
Texas Chainsaw but Rabbit
This movie is not unique in the slightest. It gives off vibes of the Hills Have Eyes, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (who would've guessed?) and literally any other slasher you could think of. The plot is all over the place, the kills are uncreative and unnecessarily gory for shock value, and nothing makes any sense. This is what the creative team was going for, I say good job. Bad.
Dawn of the Beast (2021)
Bigfoot Movie has Wendigo
I didn't really know what to expect with this movie, but it wasn't what I got. The premise is simple: a group of college students, their professor, and a boyfriend go into the woods for a retreat to study Bigfoot in a small town that has people go missing every year between September and October, Dead Month, and guess when they go on the retreat.
If I didn't read the synopsis, I would not have watched this movie, but I did, solely for the Wendigo addition just to see what they were doing with it. Beyond this addition, it's a typical creature feature/horror movie, with all the tropes of possession, a creepy cabin in the woods, lots of blood, the nerd, the badass, the clueless, etc., etc. The effects were not very good, save for the effects of Isabelle's transformation which I considered pretty decent. The Wendigo's abilities seem to be whatever fits the story from hallucinations to spreading the 'virus' to still being alive after being decapitated.
The dialogue was very stereotypical for the stereotypical characters, though I did enjoy Adrian Burke's performance as the male lead. The plot doesn't do much to keep you in except for sudden loud jumpscares, crazy creatures, gore, etc. The beginning didn't seem very necessary, and if anything was a bit misleading. The ending I found was probably the best part of the entire movie, but it did drag a bit too long for my taste.
I did have a lot of fun with this movie, however, and the weird demon Wendigo creatures creeped me out a ton. I would say if you enjoy slashers or creature features, give this movie a shot.
Milkwater (2020)
I am just angry
I did not like this movie as much as I thought I would. First of all, this movie has almost no likeable characters. They are all petty, selfish, and DON'T COMMUNICATE. No one tells another what they are feeling or attempt to talk like rational adults, especially the main woman and male leads between the surrogacy. I can understand both sides of their argument, but neither communicate or behave like rational adults who are in a consensual surrogacy. I was at least satisfied with the ending, but overall this story left me just feeling frustrated and angry.
The Farm (2018)
Horror Movie has little horror
The Farm is not for everyone. By just the description alone, you can probably tell if it's for you or not. I, personally, enjoyed this movie. The plot is all over the place, especially when the main act begins. The acting is not very good; I only really liked the main girl's performance, and even then it was not amazing. Despite the premise, this movie shows actual very little horror. The visuals certainly disturbed me, especially the milking and such, but the story leaves much to be desired. I personally find the idea of a 'human farm' very disturbing and interesting in the first place, which is likely why I enjoyed this as much as I did. Unless you are like me and enjoy this concept, I suggest skipping this movie.
Patchwork (2015)
Modern Frankenstein... with a twist O.O
This movie is surprisingly decent. I was honestly expecting the worst (I really enjoy watching bad movies) but it wasn't as bad as I initially anticipated. The first act is not super promising, basically coming off as any other slasher/body horror film, but the tone almost immediately shifts with the reveal of the three being stitched together. The story is told in a sort of anthology or flashback type of way, going back to explain the lives of the three girls and how they ended up in the situation. The middle act begins to really pick up as the three girls begin to work together and go on a murder spree to find the person behind it all. Some of the jokes are spot on, and the majority of the performances are awesome considering the type of movie this is supposed to be. I was not expecting the twist, and the final act is awesome and fun. This may not be a top-tier movie by any means, but it is magnificently fun with some awesome gore, quips, and jokes.
Octagon (2021)
Entertaining enough
Octagon is not the worst movie, but it's not the best either. The plot is okay, I would even call it mildly interesting, with a man named Nicky attempting to tell and convince his girlfriend, Lora, that his nightmares are reality. The story doesn't really flesh out anything, and I was really confused by the end. The stories don't connect besides the ending scene and the overlying 'the boy is not a person' thing. Many points seem to be trying to allude to some supernatural being or world but I couldn't figure out what it was trying to say. I will say, I did watch this movie all the way through, and I am glad I did, but I was debating on turning it off after the first 20 minutes. I enjoyed some of the middle 'chapters', especially the Magician and the Woman, but a lot of them were very convoluted and don't explain events well enough to keep you interested, and the first and last acts are pretty weak. If Creepypasta, supernatural horror, and nightmare sequences are not your thing, skip this movie.