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Calamity Jane's Revenge (2015)
"The Room" of westerns
I laughed so hard I pulled a muscle in my back. Every minute of this celluloid master piece is good for a laugh. I am convinced the script was written by a troupe of drunk chimpanzees doing mad libs. Oh my damn the set😳😂. The wardrobe mistress should see a doctor about her cataracts. The lead "actress" reminds me of the kid in college who was a hanger on in the theatre who auditioned for everything but was never given a speaking role. Sadly she's the best,well not actor, but person who spoke in this homage to Ed Wood. I suggest you don't watch this sober.
Tombstone Rashomon (2017)
This movie is a gift from the heavens above!
Heart felt thanks to all those involved in the making of Tombstone Rashomon. This movie is the perfect punishment tool to torment my kids if they misbehave. I must worn you, however, of the risk of prolonged exposure to your child regardless of their transgression. I became distracted one nite as my 10 year old was receiving the T-R punishment. He was exposed to a full tormenting seven minutes resulting in a prolonged stay in ICU!!! Use this punishment wisely and always under direct supervision.
The Program (1993)
My eyes hurt from constantly rolling them
I certainly remember during my four years playing running back on the collegiate level our pregame ritual of spitting in one another's mouths. The long trash talking conversations I had with middle linebackers before the snap. I wasn't to be bothered with listening for audibles, the snap count, or assessing defensive formations. Furthermore, no self respecting MLB would concern himself calling audibles as he read the offensive formation. He was too bothered with figuring out how I was to hear his long mind numbing threats over the crowd noise. Of course this continued somehow during the play as we trash talked one another running full speed while I attempted to break tackles and he shedding blocks. No wait...I don't remember any of that. Damned concussions.