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Mutiny in Heaven: The Birthday Party (2023)
If you're still young enough to become a rock star, watch this immediately.
If you've ever wondered about how to go down in music history, watch this. These guys did it properly. Forget all the stupid crap you read about in that Motley Crue book, or even Sid Vicious and his various 'shenanigans'. This is the real stuff of legends.
To be fair, I probably would have preferred it if they'd left out all the cartoon drawings, and was a bit gutted there was no footage of Tracy Pew being interviewed, but still this is an easy 10/10.
There's a thousand bands I wanna see live; there's only a handful that I wish I was in.
Although, if I'm honest, I doubt I'd have had what it took to be in The Birthday Party.
Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)
Sacked.
Sacked it off after 75mins. So bored. I've given it a five star rating based on the section I saw and the performances in that section on their own merits. But wow. Can't believe I walked out on Scorsese, De Niro, and Di Caprio. I looked at my watch (bad sign) and couldn't bear another 2hrs +. I've no doubt that it its worth watching, but I'll have to do it piecemeal. Found the same with the Irishman, although in reflection that one was worth it's hype and probably its run time, too. Also, have to say, there were bits of Di Caprios performance that felt a little too familiar. Must try harder, Leo.
The Lost Daughter (2021)
Pretentious rubbish
Not even sure why I've given this the time of day to review it other than I'm so annoyed that I sat through the whole film when I could've turned it off and cleaned the bathroom. Now it's too late and I have to do the bathroom tomorrow. Awful film.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Crystal Dump
Aliens. I waited 18 years. For Aliens.....,...... . .....