braden424157 Reviews

Seed of Chucky (2004)

Drives the Chucky franchise into the ground

[1/10 · 27 January 2007]

This is the most idiotic and perverted movie i have ever seen. Chucky is (or should i say was) a legendary slasher. everyone knows who Chucky the killer doll is...now, however, no one is likely to care. I am disappointed in Don Mancini for making this crap fest (and then telling the world he was gay...thanks Don, nice to know). I'm also disappointed in David Kirschner for supplying Chucky, Tiffany and Glen. Brad Douriff could have turned the role of Chucky's voice down..but did he? no. He helped Don Mancini butcher the biggest movie of his life...and last but not least...Jennifer Tilly. Your career is over. She admits it in the film about 500 times and it's true....she's done. One last thing...Child's Play was not a comedy. Neither was 2 or 3. Seed of Chucky sucks. 0 out of 10

The Ghouls (2003)

the worst movie i have ever seen.

[1/10 · 14 January 2007]

Who in the world was able to view this horrid mess and walk away from the TV satisfied? This movie sickened me. i didn't think it possible to make a movie worse than the Death Tunnel, but i was wrong. I want my 5 bucks back. I knew it wasn't going to be Oscar worthy (it's shot on digital camera) but i didn't expect it to be the most atrocious thing ever to assault my eyeballs! This film has no likable characters, a paper thin plot and s***ty effects. The director (who should be jailed for making this train wreck) had to sell his car in order to get the 25 bucks it took to make the film. i'm not making that up. a 0 out of 10. and i thought Ulli Lommells Green River Killer was bad

Komodo vs. Cobra (2005 TV Movie)

wow. This movie reaks. oh wait ! no wonder it sucked, Jim Wynorski is the director.

[1/10 · 30 December 2006]

I was watching the sci-fi channel when this steaming pile of crap came on. While not as bad as Wynorski's "Curse of the Komodo", this still sucks...BAD. Wynorski uses the same island as in "Curse of the Komodo", as well as the same actors and house. The effects are top notch (suprising) but thats about it........I don't know what else to say about this movie.......oh yeah! As in "Curse of the Komodo", the government gets involved and decides to bomb the island! Also....when i saw this part i laughed hysterically...A KOMANBRA!!! (part man, komodo AND cobra!). Overall this movie is utter crap even on bad movie standards. Just remember if Jim Wynorski had anything to do with a movie....steer clear....to avoid from falling asleep keep repeating "It's almost over..it's almost over...". 0 out of 5.

Shock (1977)

only fair.

[5/10 · 30 December 2006]

I had high hopes for this film. I had heard from everyone that it was a creepy movie. So, i rented it yesterday and i must say, i am extremely disappointed. It only has about 3 creepy parts in the whole film (most of them are creepy because they involve a demented little boy named Marco). The only thing that holds this film together is a sense of dread, some creepy special effects, and a nice twist ending. Please don't think i'm saying this is an awful movie, because it's not. It's just not that good. Other than that, Mario Bava's "Shock" (AKA Beyond the Door 2) is just a run offf the mill ghost story. Such a shame. This could have been great...

Death Tunnel (2005)

every one that starred in or made this film possible should burn...

[1/10 · 30 December 2006]

"Death Tunnel" is a truly sickening mess. I live right down the road from the sanitarium this movie was set in and i was shocked at how little they used the actual building itself. The acting is awful. The effects are worse and the scares are nonexistent. In some scenes, the sky is computer generated, likewise with the snow(WTF!?) and sometimes even the building. This "movie" even rips off much better films such as "Saw", "Feardotcom", and "Thir13en Ghosts". And to top all this crap off, a robot man strolls the halls reminding people via intercom how many of these idiots are still alive, just in case you fell asleep. I could rip on this movie for days but i want to erase it from my mind forever.It is the WORST horror film ever made. 0 out of 5.