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Ambulance (2022)
Bay's Best Film Since "The Rock"
I like Michael Bay movies. I like art house films too. I can appreciate both for what they are. I saw Ambulance in an early screening and really enjoyed that Bay isn't just falling into his regular routine and camera angles, he's expanding on them. The use of sport drones to get adrenaline pumping shots is unlike anything I've seen in a major feature film, and it's some of the best action I've seen on screen in years.
It feels like during the MCU era many films have gotten kind of lazy with their action. Bay's action direction is very real feeling, very gritty, and very fast. This was a very solid action thriller.
The Holy Game (2021)
An incomplete documentary with very little to say
I don't understand why this needed to be made. It's about an hour long, so not even really a feature-length film. I didn't really like it at all. Strike two for Hodgee Films, because Pharma Bro was bad too.
Pharma Bro (2021)
A documentary directed by a stalker
It's played as lighthearted and meant to be endearing, but Brent Hodge, a faux-journalist documentarian, did something that is an example of everything wrong with modern journalism.... he stalked his subject. Not only did he stalk his subject, he didn't even ask any meaningful questions or provide any meaningful insight. Brent Hodge isn't really a great documentarian, he makes long form YouTube videos. You would get more out of watching a ten minute InfoWars analysis on Martin than you would paying $7 on iTunes to watch this BARELY feature length "film"
My Little Pony: Rainbow Roadtrip (2019)
Better than expected
I think it was better than I was expecting, considering it's a post-movie special. It's cute, and incorporated the character designs they used in the movie. I'd even argue this has a better plot than the movie.
All that said, it's better than the later FiM seasons too, which i think you can credit to a better crew working on it.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Last Problem (2019)
The worst way to end a series
What was once a beautiful land filled with cute little ponies is now a hodgepodge of dragons, creepy crawlies, and other poorly designed characters. It's called EQUESTRIA. EQUINE. Not Creaturia.
A terrible end to a terrible season of an otherwise exceptional show.