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Red Notice (2021)
Resist watching at all cost
Most of us could never smell what the Rock was cooking and what he serves here, like food without aroma, is expectedly unpalatable. Dwayne has been a functional actor for most roles he has played but here we simply see the wrestler who could raise his eyebrows. The dialogue in this film despite its star studded cast is unbelievably bad, its like the cast is practising to read their lines infront of a mirror in their bathrooms.
Ryan since the success of Deadpool has been stuck in a loop where every character he plays is just another deadpool wannabe. Gal is simply here for her pretty face but with no nude scenes her presence is pointless.
Ritu Arya and Chris Diamantopoulos put up a commendable performance but are let down by the script and execution of this mess.
Eternals (2021)
Finally! An MCU Film for Adults
Finally, we get an MCU film for adults. The MCU has for far too long bored me with its child driven films up until the magnificent Infinity Wars. Feels good to forget about the spiders, wasps, men with shields and iron suits.
Perfectly set storyline and great cinematography, this new Eternals phase seems to be really promising. Hopefully they will never cross this with the other childish characters.
The Many Saints of Newark (2021)
Look how they massacred my boy
Upon gazing at the bullet ridden body of Sonny, Vito tearfully says, "Look how they massacred my boy." This is the exact feeling true Sopranos fans will get after watching whatever this was supposed to be.
This has nothing to do with the Sopranos at all, Tony is just some background character nobody cares about. What we get is a half assed uninteresting potrayal of race relations between the Mafia and Blacks plus atrocious acting by Ray Liota. Why the hell Chris Moltisanti does the narration is beyond me.
Ojing-eo geim (2021)
Overhyped
This seems to be popular only because of the recent hype around Korean pop. Good idea but poorly executed, the series has some flashes of brilliance but is overrall weighed down by the poor dramatization. Discussing the VIPs is a waste of time.
No Time to Die (2021)
Time to be bored you'll wish to Die
Boom! Bang! Boom! Bang! That is all there is, this time with no fun at all. Bond himself is soo tired and lacking in charisma that he gets an equally bland villain who says some stuff in a deep sombre voice.
Disconnect (2018)
Worst Film of all time.
IMDB needs to allow us to rate films Zero. The Kenyan Film industry needs a total shutdown and destruction so that it can rise from the ashes. Same old faces that have been boring us for the past 20 years with the same old try-hard barely convincing acting.
This is a "brave" film where we see Kenyans say progressive things like 'vagina', 'patriachy', 'open relationships' for the sake of it. Very poor acting, a plot that heads nowhere and an attempt at being cool and proving that the director is upto date with the latest feministic lingo.
Save yourself the pain of wasting your time trying to watch this nonsense. Just record yourself saying the latest woke head lingo over and over for 2 hours, then buy pop corns and watch yourself.
The Forever Purge (2021)
Mediocre
What a mediocre ending to the beloved Purge series. The trailer really did fool me, the violence i anticipated is waay below par for a self titled forever purge. Zero scary scenes, untouchable protagonists and the left can have orgasms watching their ultimate fantasy boogey man,White Supremacists, being the root cause of all evil in the solar system.
The Mauritanian (2021)
Emotionally captivating
Excellent drama, well developed characters and one truly feels pity on what Slahi underwent as potrayes in the film.
Whether the events are 100% depicted as they happened is immaterial, great emotionally captivating film. The use of humor to tell such as sad story is unparalled.
Silk Road (2021)
Don't watch under and circumstance
If you have read the excellent American Kingpin you will be extremy dissapointed, if you don't know the Ulbricht story then this film will barely tell you anything about the unbelivably exciting story.
If you are bored on a sunday afternoon, don't even dare to watch this.
Free Guy (2021)
Bland
Typical banal romantic comedy featuring a schmuck pedestalizing a chick with textbook what's hot in hollywood woke head nation cliches served up as jokes.
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
Dc's answer to Infinity War
The best DC film ever produced. One is left to wonder how many great Director's cut of films we the unwashed masses never get to watch.
Absolutely worth the 4hrs run time, only annoying bit has to be the music playing everytime Diana fights.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Just like a zombie
This film exemplifies what a zombie is, slow, mindless, banal, devoid of any interesting characteristic, pointless and nothing but an empty can producing growling sounds. This is either a big in your face joke by Zack Synder or the second worst film this year. Why this is 2 hours long is a mystery.
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021)
BUY A LOT OF SNACKS
The most boring film this year. Nothing but an experience of eating popcorn in the dark whilst having your ears grated by the most cliche and predictable Japanese babble. You will end up leaving the theatre to either keep visiting the washroom or get more snacks and on coming back you will still fall asleep and curse why you wasted your time and money buying tickets to this movie.