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The Unborn (2009)
Just enjoy the dang movie
Ever notice horror movies aways have low ratings? I swear people who watch horror view themselves as these high-brow reviewers.
Ignore the whining. This is entertaining and I've seen enough horror movies to be able to compare.
I saw this in theaters when it first came out and when it popped up on my streaming I was like heck yes. This is very much of its time (2009). Possession movies were very popular then, but at least this has a more original origin. My favorite part was also popular -the cgi creepiness where people contort and walk all weird. Kinda like Exorcism on crack.
Take this for what it is and you'll enjoy it. Plus it has Idris Elba and Gary Oldman so win right there.
American Horror Stories: Feral (2021)
What are people complaining about?
This is a horror anthology short. This isn't going to be some detailed overarching show. I'd compare it to Creepshow. It's entertaining! This was one of my favorites of the season.
And for those complaining about Cody Fern's accent...HE'S AUSTRALIAN.
Sorority Row (2009)
It's a slasher
I mean that's it. I came for creative deaths and gore and I got it. I know I saw this when it was first released and just watched it again. It was highly entertaining. I'm not sure why there are so many low reviews. You know what you're getting into when it comes to a slasher.
Family Seductions (2021)
Dumbest chicks ever
Seriously. These chicks were so dumb. They meet this guy and are just handing out personal info like its candy on Halloween. The storyline also made zero sense.
Fear Street: 1994 (2021)
What...was this?
I created an account because of how irritated I was with this movie.
I'm a huge horror fan, but I don't think of myself as super serious about the genre. Give me a bad B movie and I'm totally happy but this was just...beyond.
Let's just start with the fact that the movie doesn't even follow it's own rules. I won't spoilt it, but they clearly state why the killers are killing and then the killers go against that statement.
And I really agree with another review. This movie felt like how a Gen-Z kid THINKS 90s kids acted and dressed. Never did it feel like it was actually set in the 90s not even when they shoved 20 90s songs (a lot of which were released after 1994) down our throats in the first 20 minutes. If these kids were almost 18 in 1994 that means they were born at the end of the 70s and grew up in the 80s. That's a totally different vibe than kids that were born later in the 80s.
It also had so many real-life plot goofs. How did Deena answer the phone when her brother was on AOL? That was impossible at the time. Someone in the writer's room had to know that. Also why did they choose that method to kill someone? It would literally take close to an hour. Shooting up someone with 8 epipens would also probably kill them before it would save them.
Everything from the acting to the story was cringe. The only thing I enjoyed was the opening scene but that's only because it was lifted right from Scream.