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Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)
Huge Disappointment
I cannot believe how much praise this game has received. I was a huge fan of the series and I still am and I am very much looking forward to the next installment of the series. But I was just flat out disappointed with this game. It basically took out all of the fun elements from the last two, added a crappy story, and threw you out in the woods. I understand that they tried to add more depth to the gameplay but they went about it all wrong. I love infiltrating buildings and sneaking around trying to remain undetected. Crawling around in the grass isn't what I was looking for. Not to mention the Boss fights were completely mediocre. CQC was a nice edition but they could have done so much more with it. It became just as repetitive as the old fighting. Yes I know it's a stealth game so the hand to hand isn't the most important factor but when they force you to get into a hand to hand fight and make you use CQC I would hope that it would be better. It wasn't the worst game I've ever played. As a matter of fact it was far from it. But this game doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the first two.
Orange County (2002)
Story of my life
Well to be honest my life is pretty far off from this movie but there's so much that I can relate to. The characters are great and they're so real. You can really understand the plight of the protagonist. You see him grow through the movie from a surfer with no direction in life to someone who will do anything to achieve his goal. Jack Black is great but he's not alone in this movie. Even though 90% of the cast aren't big names they really did a great job in this movie. This is one of my all time favorite movies for so many reasons. When I saw that this had a 6.1 rating on IMDb I just had to write a quick review. While it's hard for me to explain how great this movie is I advise anyone who hasn't seen it to give it a chance as more than just a teen movie.
Epic Movie (2007)
Scary Movie Wannabee
I saw this movie tonight as a settlement, I was dying to see Smokin' Aces which opened tonight. Unfortunately Aces wasn't playing anywhere locally and I said oh well I'll go see this. Worst decision ever. The entire movie was stupid slapstick 4 year old comedy. Not even one intelligent joke throughout the film. This was the first film I've ever walked out of and the hour I gave it was the biggest waste of my life to date. I honestly had a better time when I broke my wrist. I could think of 100's of horrible things that would be more enjoyable than this film. Otherwise there's not much else to say about it, awful movie I absolutely hated it.