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Glass Onion (2022)
Hideous
They took the first film which was good. Kicked it against the wall a thousand times then stuck a couple of stupid extra words to the title and thought we would enjoy it !?? Daniel Craigs accent is so wrong, why not have a British accent as the greatest dective? Whoever came up with this should be ashamed. I was disappointed pretty early on and my mood became worse as I was subjected to more of this pointless drivel. I would be very suprised if any of the cast actually got paid for this sham. Perfect example of how to waste money. I will not entertain if there is a 3rd film. Will probably just laugh at the name and leave it there.
Beast (2022)
This should've been shelved rather than Batgirl
Terrible, just terrible. What is happening to the film industry these days, corner cutting, money saving cheap thrills for simple people...., cheap actors so annoying. Complete waste of our time and we walked away vowing never to pay actual money for anything Idris Elbow is ever in again. He has single handedly ruined the exciting anticipation of any upcoming 'Beast/Monster' based films of the future. Production, camera work 'Blair Witch' Awful. Lions do not act like that. Dumb humans do act like that but really? Set for a dumb audience who live by social media. In this instance, Lions lives matter' more than this waste of time.
Saints and Soldiers: The Void (2014)
Far too clean
Make-up artist made them ready for a catwalk. Everything too clean from the uniforms, to the tanks., even the staircase at the mill. Obviously renting everything. 3 stars, try harder. Not believable.
Tank 432 (2015)
Pointless
Some rich idiot bought an armoured personnel carrier and thought they could make a film. Carry on being the pointless manager in your building company that cuts corners mate. We don't want to know you exist. Waste of my time, stopped it after a few minutes of ffwd.