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Fresh Kills (2023)
AMATEUR MOVIE (Straight to Tubi)
I saw this film on opening night. The audience was comprised of Jennifer's family, friends and film students. All who were told to post glowing reviews online. THE TRUTH: THIS FILM WAS TERRIBLE. Plot was barely there, and what you get is endless stereotypical Italian profanity laced dialogue. And the male and female characters essentially speak in the same manner, as if the writer is using the same voice for all characters. This goes to the inexperience in the writing and directing. 2 hours long, 30 of which could have been cut. This is basically a self-funded student film. Tubi is waiting for you.
Spinning Gold (2023)
Walked out after 20 minutes
Show started at 8:05pm. After 20 minutes of narration and bad acting, I walked the hell out. They had a scene where KISS debuted to the public, except they played Shout It Out Loud, a song they released in 1976, when they already struck Gold with KISS Alive. The makeup of KISS, I assume, was intentionally wrong (Perhaps a rights issue.) Once you realize that the horrendous acting and inaccuracies will persist for over 2 hours, I figured I might as well leave after 20 minutes. I looked around at the 7 people in the room, who might have been family of the Director, and got up and left. All was not lost. I did have some Pizza before the show.