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Redline (2009)
The greatest crossover of all time. P E R I O D .
The movie was incredible, it combines all of my favorite moves, genres, characters, and tropes into one incredible movie. Think putting Fast and Furious, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (and Rogue One, A new Hope, Empire Strike Back, Return of The Jedi, and 7), Death Race, Die Hard, Godzilla vs Kong, Attack on Titan, Pacific Rim, Sword of The Stranger (Funky Boi is best doge), The Godfather, The Dark Knight Rises, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club (we don't talk about that), Power Rangers, Spirited Away, Interstellar, Tron, Casablanca, Pan's Labyrinth, Robocop, Kill la Kill, and The Matrix.
People say Inception is good because you have no idea what is going on, but Redline is far superior. I had no clue what the gosh dang frick was occurring or about to occur. The movie was a constant bombardment of images, sounds, and action. Something new was happening every minute. The director managed to fit more distinct character than Avengers Endgame into half the length.
This movie had me feeling things I never thought I would feel. Sorrow, joy, ecstasy, confusion, love, horniness, arousal, concupiscence, lust, awe, wonder, incestuous thoughts, confusion, delight, and all the other feels. Watch this movie if you have a soul. Also, Funky Boi is the greatest character to ever be conceived.
There Will Be Blood (2007)
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This movie is spectacular! I love the part where Eli gets hit head turned into a crater by a bowling pin. The milkshake discussion is tense and witty. The whole show had me on the edge of my seat waiting for it to end so I could pee. Although the beginning, middle, and most of the end were dull and uninspired, the very end was incredible. When Eli finally died I cried tears of joy. He was odd and obnoxious. He had it coming. Now we just need a sequel where Eli comes back as a zombie and murders Daniel with a milkshake. Anyways, back to binging something good like Redline, FUNKY BOI!!!