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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023)
PC Trash with horrible music and acting
Transformers movies where never good but at least they where nice too look at. But this.... this hit so low that it tried to dig to the center of the earth. Its badly made, chaotic with bad acting, lack of any logic and worst part is that its not even good looking movie. Its 2023 and CG look worst than in first Transformers. And of course its just another movie that try really hard to push PC agendas of dark skin = good, white skin = bad, that no one buy anymore as its just annoying and fake. You just rise another generation of "blaming everyone, but not me" people. At least they could hire actors that could pull some charisma and.... good acting in it to make it at least entertaining, but no, here we have no jokes, even cringe ones, no good looking people, just low effort mediocrity...
Overall, AVOID at any cost.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Badly made money grabber
Second and Third matrix was bad, but this movie feel like B-class copy of it....
Its badly made, fighting scenes feel like forced mess. Characters are flat as Reeves acting skills. Plot is... non existing.
Its nothing more than cash grab from those Wachowski weirdos that dont have any skills to making movies as pervious movies where made really by other, especially Yuen Woo-ping and Bill Pope.
Finch (2021)
Generic Illogical fairy tale for masses
ADHD version:
story: simple full of holes - 3/10
characters: tad annoying, generic - 4/10
look: nice robot animations, boring but good looking backgrounds - 8/10
quality/enjoyment: even if its annoying, its good movie for boring evening or when you eat dinner... 5/10
RANT, time.... with two small spoilers that should not affect experience.
For past few years we get lots of movies that throw away any logical and scientific facts to trash and just make up weirdest things possible just to shock some low iq people... and Im not even talk about action movies, but ones that try hard realyl badly to show it as something normal.... blind people that created society with fancy look in the middle of forest? CHECK. Idiotic idea of whole society in moving train that live for few generations? CHECK. Aliens that destroyed world civilization because they have supper hearing so people need to walk barefoot as boots are too loud and cant talk but can do any other thing? CHECK. Monsters that can kill you only if you look at them so for whole movie you need to be blindfolded? CHECK... Wind that can kill you? CHECK
And it go on and on and on, and now we have new new addition: Random guy in the middle of burned down planet build self aware humanoid robot with super strength and its own personality... with some not that futuristic looking tools and not that distance future. Oh and sun can burn you alive... unless you are in a car... also it doesnt affect anything else beside living creatures... because logic....and magically at the end of movie we have place that was not affected at all.... Oh did I mentioned that robot have super long battery life but main protagonist didnt use for like... I dont know... car that he traveled? He managed to build super complex and strong robot, finding electric motor and put it in car would be rather simple for him.... not big deal but still... and other people? Nope, we saw just one random car that fallowed our group after they steal all food from car owner place, but he didnt bother that much to stop them... its seems that finding food was not big deal after all...
Beside that... I really had high hopes for this movie, mostly because post-apo "Journey" movies and robots hit my spot really good but its turn out that Finch is just flat story for kids with not that great characters, world that is just some generic empty city and road filled with sand. Lack of ANY side stories or bigger events, main protagonist that is good but lack any character, robot that really good animated but its magical power of strength and intelligence is annoying as hell. Dog that is just there to push few moments forward... and make you do "oooohhhh cute....." face... And nothing more, as there are really not much else... Im not kidding there is nothing more.
But it was good looking and weirdly comfy to watch...
They COULD make good movie from it, like really good, it could be classic like Boy and his Dog, but its look like they didnt bother, just make simple movie, get famous actor, flap some few funny elements, get the cash. THE END.
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
Everyone: China bad. Me: But movies and culture is nice...
I will keep it simple.
Is this a good Action movie? Yes, if you like classic old Asian fighting movies, its perfect. Simple story of hero that fight evil. It clishe, it have funny moments, it have some drama and it have good old evil vs bad theme.
Is it good marvel movie? Not really. I think most of fans of marvel are too biased and think that China bad. Dont watch... plus it dont have much Marvel easer eggs...
Is it good movie overall? Its average at best. It have lots of plotholes, lots of clishe moments that not everyone like, lots of chinese styled themes that not everyone like, CGI is not really best, Acting is not best for most of time. Music is generic as hell. And ending is... not great.
Black Widow (2021)
Cliché movie for boring Sunday.
Hard to call this movie good or bad. Its filled with typical Marvel plotholes and cliché moments and dialogs that make this movie annoying in half of time.
Story it self had potential but it hit the ground of flattening it so it could be digested by sadly lowered average IQ of modern viewer.
Acting just like pacing and action scenes is mixed bag, they tried to push weird jokes in too much scenes, fighting is average at best, because of lower quality animations for marvel movies you get lots of weird fights and movements. Some scenes are totally useless or overexposed to point that you get cringed by it.
Its not really that bad, but because of those plotholes, hit-and-miss jokes and fighting its hard to call good movie, it really feelt like one of those action movies that you watch on TV in boring Saturday in the middle of day.
Mortal Kombat (2021)
Medicore Action Movie
Its really nothing special, and still first Mortal Kombat Movie is way better and recommended, due to its atmosphere, lack of cheesy jokes that this new movie is filled with.
If you want feel that action and atmosphere just rewatch old Mortal Kombat because this is more like movie for kids that heard about MK on some youtube channel.
Characters are really boring and live-less, they have really nothing common with Game Characters so dont expect much.
Main character is just... some guy that later get really, really crappy gold shirt as his "power", Kano, is all over the place throw his charisma here and there, bur his cheesy jokes ruin whole feel of his character. Scorpion and SubZero are.... hard to explain to be honest, they lack ANY real back story, charisma, and sadly even look, their costumes are just some random rags tighten here and there.
Story is just awfully lame, with holes so big and deep that you cant see bottom.
Most annoying is pacing and lack of any sense, there are some ruch moments, stop for lame joke and then next boring fight....
But still its far from ending that is just mind blowing... because lack of any actual story they LITERALY JUST TELEPORTED main characters to some random arenas to fight. Then for no reasons moved to gym from the beginning... and that's it...
CG is just there.... colorful crisp and out of place in most of scenes.
Music is annoying out of place and lack that PUNCH that would give you some feel of action.
Overall this new Mortal Kombat remind me of most of those new remakes from past years, mostly last Predator movie: weird illogical story, quick colorful action scenes with cheese jokes between and really bad and annoying ending...
Skip it and just watch old Mortal Kombat...