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Get Lucky (2013)
Don't believe the good reviews
Short and simple, the acting is terrible, the humour is cringeworthy, the action is bland, the characters are unbelievable, the photography is amateur, the clichés aren't just overdone but are a complete rip off in places. Everyone who says that this is a classic or quintessential British gangster/heist "flick" are off their barnet. It doesn't come close to anything Guy Ritchie has made, even his worst work is a masterpiece compared to this. All in all it's makes you feel embarrassed to be British.
Llamageddon (2015)
They are so cool.
I appreciate the ironic 10 star reviews but this film is so sad and embarrassing you have to watch it through your fingers at points. The fact that they intentionally made a bad movie and couldn't even make it funny is lame. Dan purposely changing his shirt for an intentional continuity error completely makes the joke fall flat. The comedy from a bad movie comes from either a genuine knowledge of how to set up and hit a punchline or the filmmakers having a genuine, honest ineptitude and these gimps had neither. They knew what they where doing so it fails to deliver and comes off as cringe and a massive fail. The only saving grace is the fact that they will be immortalised forever in film as a bunch of losers.
The Hooligan Factory (2014)
Don't believe the poor reviews
I don't usually review anything ever. Because most films are relatively reviewed fairly, bar the odd strange fanboy or the liberal lefty, fat pride, blue haired feminist that doesn't find anything funny because they're so uptight and scared to move without offending someone one shade darker than porcelain. The jokes are 85% hit 5 % cringe and 10% miss but all in all it's a funny comedy. The main lead is really perfect, I love how he sees everything that's clearly happening and everyone else is obvious to the obvious dilemmas and threats around themselves. It's not a perfect movie by any strstch of the imagination and I probably wouldn't have rated it so highly but I suppose I have tried to offset the negative reviews that have gave it a measly 1 star, for what reason?? Because the people that reviewed it have no sense of humour. Comedy's that get 5 stars or more are subjectively more like 10 star reviews because 50% of the population are miserable, politically correct, take a knee and bow to the establishment, 6 striped bow, pandering degenerates that don't want anything to do with the normal, backbone, cornerstones of the world. Believe what you want. Dont knock something because you hate white me .