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Underwater (2020)
Why is Stewart still being cast in anything?
Exactly what I was expecting from a Kristin Stewart movie. Terrible, flat, emotionless acting with awful dialogue and zero ability to draw the viewer into the experience. Why is it so impossible for Hollywood to make decent scifi these days?
2 stars instead of 1 cuz it's so bad that it's funny to rewatch it Mystery Science Theater style while dabbing and taking shots every time Stewart does her famous expression of 'somebody just farted and I'm annoyed'. So we may need kidney replacements now. Those scenes where they're walking 'underwater' in super heavy pressurized suits, while just walking like normal lmao.
But hey at least they tried to mimic the Ripley running in her undies scene cuz the girls can't fit in their giant suits with a shirt or shorts on, but the guys can. Makes sense if we assume horny 13 y/o boys wrote the script.
American Horror Stories: Drive (2022)
Now I see why Bella Thorne gets so much hate.
Rehashed old horror plots, with seriously subpar acting. The writers for this whole season come off like they themselves are bored with the whole project and could just care less about putting any real effort or passion into their work. If the producers can't be bothered to hire and retain quality staff that gives a hoot, they should just stop the show.
American Horror Stories: Milkmaids (2022)
Dear Writers
Whoever wrote this needs therapy. This is not a horror plot. It's a badly acted, lazily written fetish piece. Nothing remotely scary about it, just vomit inducing.
American Horror Stories: Aura (2022)
Worst Chemistry Ever
Gabourey Sidibe is awesome as usual, but casting Max Greenfield as her husband was such a terrible decision. He has zero chemistry with her, and quite frankly can't play straight to save his life. I say that as a proud member of the gay community. The writing for the plot was lackluster as well, just no passion or fun in it.
The Vanished (2020)
Not worth watching
Strangely written and confusingly bad acting. Completely disjointed storyline.