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Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022)
Hotel Transylvania: Transformania
What a pity. Admittedly, I didn't realize that a new part of this series was coming, but when I found out I was really excited because I just liked the third part so much. But what I got was a pure disappointment. I have to admit that I didn't like the first films because they were so good, but because they were extremely entertaining and fun. And this film started with singing. I felt like I was in a bad nightmare before christmas. But after that it was the typical Hotel Transelvania stuff that just happened: Malvis is arguing with Dracu about Jonathan. That was all amusing and then came the best scene of the movie: Jonathan thinks Dracu just doesn't like him because he's not a monster and decides to go to the weird scientist in a wheelchair to have himself turned into a monster. Dracu arrives, not wanting Malvis to know or she'll get angry, and follows Jonathan around the hotel to turn him back to human with a crystal. Eventually he hits a mirror and then gets hit himself and becomes human. The crystal breaks and they have to get a new one to undo it. That's when you really start to notice that the animation style has changed (it feels cheaper and less fitting for the franchise). From then on it's the absolutely kitschy and clichéd, boring adventure that you've seen a hundred million times in bad children's films. And the ending, when Human-Dracu Monster-Jonathan monologues, is so ridiculous it becomes downright embarrassing. If you're going to see the movie, I won't say what happens after that because it's actually pretty funny, creative, and cool. All in all a disappointment, but the ending and the beginning are good, as usual.
Olympus Has Fallen (2013)
Olympus Has Fallen
The movie is really just bad. Even the progressor, whom I gave a 5 out of 10, is better. This movie thinks it's more than just bad action. The film thinks it is clever, emotional, political and full of tension. None of this is true. The film is boring, has no good action, and has no tension. This plot is so ridiculous that I hate the movie for that alone. I had a good conversation about movies with a friend the other day and after we got down to bad movies I had to talk about that movie. I could hardly remember, because he is so forgettable, but I tried to tell him what it was about. Terrorists storm the White House by somehow lying down in front of it for several days or so and then blowing open the house at the back of the house. Then they kind of capture the president and the terrorists want a system to recall atomic bombs or something and if the terrorists get that system it would be bad. I don't know why, because they can't shoot them, but ok. The terrorists need three codes for the system, each of which only one person knows. The first person has already given away the code without you noticing, and now it's up to the other two. One of them is the president. The second woman who knows the code is beaten and the president orders that she reveal the code. The hero of the story, who has actually already been fired, is afraid that the president will reveal the code if the terrorists catch the son who is also the White House for no reason. Yes, the film does the stupidest things to create a bad plot. I wonder why you think you are making such a film.
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Captain America: The First Avenger
I always say that for Marvel films you always have to lower the IMDB rating by 1.0 in order to get the correct result, since 75% of the ratings come from far too strong Marvel fans. But Marvel usually does well what it's there for, good popcorn entertainment. I think in its genre you can compare the MCU with Fortnite as a battle royale game. It's fun, but the community is mostly toxic and it's designed to make a lot of money through the context of all the movies. This movie doesn't even manage to provide popcorn entertainment. And above all, it's a shame what you did with such a great hero and such a big budget. The movie just looks so gruesome and cheap in some that it hurts. The film actually starts out pretty well. Still just average and not good enough that anything stuck in my head. The only things worth remembering are the training sequences in the military because they are really funny. The setting from 1940 or so in that direction is also well chosen. But once Steve becomes Captain America, the movie just sucks. From then on, many superhero films get really exciting, but from then on this film is just boring because the action is forgotten and the rest doesn't work either. Especially from the time you see Red Skull for the first time, the film only looks cruel and cheap animated. The film is on par with Captain Marvel or even Red Notice. Clearly not a recommendation.
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)
bad movie - good entertainment
The movie is not good. Venom looks when he's standing like the demons from Hellbound (cruel) and the villains don't work at all, because they just yell around and are over the top. But the film is entertaining and it does it damn well. The dynamic between Eddie and Venom is great and so is the 30 minute final battle. All in all, a bad movie, but good entertainment.
Hitman (2007)
An action film that tries to be smart and goes down in the process
Hitman is a movie that is pretty cool in the beginning, but it's just plain boring by the middle. Besides, I think it's about Agent 47 (or something) killing the Russian president. Suddenly the Russian president has a doppelganger. They find out because the Russian presidents were at two meetings at the same time and it just so happened that nobody noticed. I watched the film when I was 7 years old and I noticed it by then. The movie doesn't make any sense and it's super boring towards the end as well. There was an actor in a small supporting role that I really like, which brought me back a bit.
Life's a Glitch with Julien Bam (2021)
Worse than YouTube
A series as long as a movie. Not very exciting and the humor doesn't work at all in the first episode. It got better towards the end, but still a very boring series. I don't know if a second season is planned, if so, I'm not looking forward to it. And the end: I don't know if it should be an open ending, either way it doesn't work.
Cursed (2020)
Mostly Boring
I am Not good at english, don't worry. I think the last Episode was the badest cause of the CGI. The Think is the Firsts
Episode was very boring but the CGI was okay. The last episode was the coolest but I Think tue CGI was awfull. The Serie habe a Bad Story and Bad characters.
Almania (2021)
Very cool
Hilarious and cool. The series is very reminiscent of Fack ju Goethe, only that the teacher is the exact opposite. I love the people and they are well written too. Take a look, you will enjoy it.
Source Code (2011)
good film with a bad ending
The film was very entertaining and exciting right from the start. It's a lot of fun and the principle is great too. But the ending raises several questions. Why is he still alive? And: what happened to Shaun now, is he the only one who died?
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012)
I loved it when i was a child
I loved it when is was a child. It is trash i Think. I watched it only one time.
Too Hot to Handle (2020)
I love it
I don't know why but I love this Show. Please watch it and don't lol At the reatings.
I Am Legend (2007)
One of my favorite zombie films.
One of my favorite zombie films, but only 9 points because the dog died and because the film was very poorly animated.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Really good film with a great ending
I love the idea and the implementation was fantastic too. The casting was great. You didn't have any deep people, but if that bothers you, you wonder why Mad Max Fury Road is so popular. I mean the film was still sad and the end was terrific.
The Dark Knight (2008)
Look it
The Joker and the Two Face made the movie even better than it already was. Take a look.
Insurgent (2015)
Omg so good
The movie was so good. Similar to the first part, a brilliant film. The second part was also better that it was more about betrayal and reunification and changing sides. All in one: great film.
Batman Begins (2005)
Genial
The film was super good. From the story to the cast to the action. Better than The Dark Knight in my opinion, but worse than The Dark Knight Rises.
Godzilla (2014)
The beginning wad awesome, nur it was boring
The beginning of the film was awesome, but since Godzilla came the film has unfortunately become boring.
Divergent (2014)
Cool very cool
It's my favourite Movie. I Love it! Give it a Chance you will love it. So good. Indescribable. The film was really good, please give the film a chance. It makes up a big part of my childhood. It is legen wait for it darf.