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The Funhouse Massacre (2015)
Well... only horror fans would enjoy.
My fellow horror fans, I'm sure we make up for most of the "i like bad movies" population. This is a horror comedy which isn't particularly funny or scary and the acting wasn't 10/10 but it was ok. Actually, I enjoyed it. The killers were cool, there was a final girl, it followed the stereotype of a typical slasher film (killer/s, final girl, the love interest, the chick and her boyfriend, along with some extras). Anyone who isn't a horror fan (or someone else who enjoys bad movies) I suggest you turn away now.
It was somewhat original (thought not to the extent of Rubber...) and I feel its funhouse setting combined with the fact the rooms are based on serial killers was quite an interesting mix along with the combination of an evil cult leader, a stylish taxidermist, a sadistic dentist, a charming cannibal, a badass boxer and a manevolent female serial killer made for a unique mix as well.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
I'd rather watch all the 6 terrible Sharknado movies than sit through this 1 hour and 40 minutes of the third Halloween movie.
This movie was an absolute letdown, it's acting was bad, the theme song was super cringe, the characters were badly developed, and the storyline was terrible. The first 2 Halloween movies were awesome, everyone was expecting the third one to be good, too, but no, it had to be the crappiest movie I've seen in my entire life. It wasn't even scary! It was more of a dumb sci-fi and, unlike other crappy "horror" movies (or actual horror movies), there's seriously nothing to laugh at. In bad movies like Sharknado or Ouija, there are funny parts and dumb fails to laugh at, but in Halloween 3, there is nothing but boredom. I do not recommend this movie to anyone, don't waste your time on the only Halloween movie without its well-known antagonist, Michael Myers.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
Great Horror Movie
Some people who aren't big fans of horror movies may not like this novie as it lacks storyline, but horror movies generally have trash stories, so many horror fans won't mind this, on the other hand, someone who may not like horror much will hate it and be like- "There's no reason these guys kill, they're totally insane" sort of thing.
If you don't mind a bad storyline, I highly recommend! The actors did well on the insanity of the characters, especially for Nubbins! Most violence is offscreen so it should be fine for teens and some tweens.
Slender Man (2018)
Ouch.
The acting was bad, the film was so weird and cringy, it just wasn't a good movie, I love Slenderman the urban legend, but this is just- TERRIBLE. Don't waste your time on such a stupid movie.
Solomon Kane (2009)
Cool, a start to horror movies I guess
It wasn't the best, but I think it's still good. It may have a terrible storyline, but hey, it's an action horror. The storyline really isn't too bad, but I'm just not a big fan of it in general, I just don't like the plot too much.
The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018)
Have they even read the parent reviews and plot??
Yes I understand everyone's point about it, it should be M, but no higher. I think you should try to read up more on the movie before watching it because, yes, it has themes that should NOT be in a PG movie. The false advertising took 2 stars away. I think this movie is ok, but I've seen better. I've always been a bit of a scary movie lover, so when I watched it in the cinemas when I was 8 or 9, it didn't really bother me. I highly recommend this movie to kids with a scare resistance and who want a little bit of a thrill. When you're 10, it's a but boring and not scary at all, or is it just some of us who think that?
Willy's Wonderland (2021)
Very Strange And Dumb At Times, Yet Enjoyable!
Alright, it doesn't make much sense most of the time, but it gives you a good laugh! It's the strangest movie I've watched, by far, but it doesn't mean it's a bad movie, this is probably one of the funniest movies I've seen, and while some of the graphics aren't as good as some other 2021 ones, it's a really good movie!