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The Roast of Tom Brady (2024)
Very few Highlights ,a lot of locker room talk, overall, degrading
Kevin Hart and Jeff Ross where so bad as host and co-host, using the F word every chance they got for no particular reason or purpose. I just have no idea why Kevin Hart got the job to host one of the greatest quarterbacks in history. He was just plain terrible with his fake belly laughs and wiping his tears.
Too many so called jokes about Brady's Ex wife and kids. I just found the whole thing degrading.
Nikki Glasser was the only one I thought was funny.
No idea why Ben Affleck, Will Farrell and Kim Kardashian, we're even there and on stage, They where not funny at all and even Kim admitted that she has no idea who most of the folks where on stage .
Too bad Tom needs the 20 million so much to do this after such an amazing career .
El Camino Christmas (2017)
The Title is Misleading
My wife and I wanted to watch a light Christmas movie and with Tim Allen in it we thought that is exactly what we would see, Instead it was , actually not sure, maybe a serious movie or a dark comedy, not sure, when it looked like a serious scene in the movie, Christmas music played in the background which was very confusing for us, my wife ended up watching most of it before she give up, I managed only about 45 minutes before I realized that this was not a Christmas movie or a light movie that we where looking for. Tim Allan was excellent as far as playing his character, but i could not figure out the alcohol cop, weather he was suppose to be funny or serious.
Nyad (2023)
Great movie - Documentary to watch with your wife
Just watched this and we both loved the fact that this was a true story played out by two amazing actors, Jodi Foster and Annette Benning, they displayed their talented acting skills for sure. It was also a great reminder that age is just a number and heart and determination and a vision can get you where you want to go. The supporting actors as well help make this movie a must watch. On another note. It was nice to see a movie where actors did not have to swear every second word or we would have to witness a close up shot of someone dying with blood and guts coming out of their bodies in a very realistic shot. Well done.
Kandahar (2023)
Good movie , But !!
I am not sure why directors are doing more of this, but it took this move rating from a 9 to a 5 real fast, the first 45 minutes kept you on your seat, the next 45 minutes was shot in the dark, so dark it was hard to make out the characters and the action, so, my suggestion is to watch this at night in a real dark room so you can watch something rather then a black screen. I though the acting from the leading characters was excellent, story line was as well, but the effect the directors wants for the audience is shadows with a pitch black background ruined a good movie . The surround sound was a good added bonus.
Detective Knight: Redemption (2022)
Do not waste your time
This is another one of the silliest Bruce Willis movie I have seen, sorry, I know he has some sort of issue, but he still does 5 movies a year with the same script, same character and same ending, old man takes on 50 guys with machine guns, kills them all and survives, this is a pure example of creed, Willis has enough money to live for generations happily but wants to degrade himself for the all MIghty dollar .
His last 10 movies where terrible and this one hits rock bottom, imagine Santa Clause criminals killing everything in sight, I love Willis old movies , but now he is just a cheap creedy overpaid has been .
Old Henry (2021)
What a great sleeper
Never heard of this movie and the title did not really entice me to watch it, but am I ever glad I did, the story line is good and the acting even better , I love westerns but they do not make them like they used to , so they are hard to come by, this movie fulfilled all my western desires, nothing fake, it actually makes you feel like you where living back in those days with the isolation and living off the land with zero convenience , everything has got to be done with the hand and the brain, I was pleasantly surprised and recommend this movie to anyone that needs a good western fix. Well done !
The Batman (2022)
Very long and silly
Sorry, I thought it was long and silly, the shots were too dark and Batman's mellow tone voice drove me up the wall after a while, the character that played the bad guy , had an annoying sound when recording clues etc, and where did Cat Women come from ? Anyways, each to their own, I loved the older Batman movies with well known actors, The Penguin did not even come close to the character he was in the previous versions, The Joker as well, And what did I miss when all of a sudden there is dozens of bad guys dressed all the same with of course Ak guns all shooting at once, worth watching if you are a big fan.
Just my opinion.
Aftermath (2017)
Movie will leave you hanging on your seat
Well this movie was very intense and I really enjoyed it and it certainly was a nailbiter till the end and Arnold absolutely pulls off this role even though it's a very serious roll that he plays
Arkansas (2020)
A good watch
Hard to say the acting was great, but there was some good moments with accomplished actors, the movie had a lot of twist in it, I liked it,. A lot of action
The Trip to Greece (2020)
Really ?
My wife and I watched this and it was like going to a dentist, we had no idea whether it was a comedy, a tour of Greece, either one did not show up, and what was those 2 women half way through, no idea, very disappointed and a waste of time, neither funny or informative, but a few good scenery shots, Also, very strong accents which makes it hard to catch every word.