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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Jason REALLY did go to hell! This movie sucks!
Okay, I've got 3 words..."WHAT THE HELL"
This movie is just horrible! NUMBER 1: You only see Jason himself like maybe 3 times. NUMBER 2: it's all completely random. They bite some kind of heart then they become Jason, But they don't have the hockey mask. Don't get me wrong, there is a lot of killing in this film, but it looks almost if a civilian is doing it all! Jason gets totally pulverized in the beginning and then later in the film you see a guy bite something and he becomes crazy! The second time you see Jason is when someone looks into a mirror and instead of their regular appearance, they see as if they were Jason. I think the 3rd time is the last time if I remembered correctly. It's in the end of the movie...and what happens? Well it's quite simple. He goes to hell! Along with this whole movie. EPIC FAIL!
Disaster Movie (2008)
Why.....?
I had been almost certain that this was going to be better than "Meet the Spartans" but after I watched this, I actually thought about watching Meet the Spartans again. This movie was an EPIC fail! I don't know what gives people the idea that we actually want MORE of these types of movies. They all pretty much fail. Scary Movie was entertaining but once they had made things such as Date Movie and Epic Movie, It all began to suck! I read though other comments and I saw a majority of people agreeing that this movie blows! I would NEVER even think about THINKING to recommend this movie to another person. Even taking the time to look at the back of the DVD case would be a waste of time! In conclusion of my review, I recommend that NO ONE picks up this movie. I don't think even an 8 year-old could find any enjoyment of this film. ***DON'T WATCH IT!***
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)
Good fun for the weekends!
I picked up this movie because it has Seth Rogen in it and Seth Rogen is one of my favorite actors. I started getting a chuckle out of the first 5 minutes. The reason I give this movie a 9 out of 10 is because of the focus on the Anal Sex position throughout their porno business. I personally think that its gross regardless of the fact that it had never really showed it happening but the only laugh I had gotten from it was the part where they did the constipated girl and when he had pulled it out, the girl had blasted number 2 all over the camera man. I would watch this movie many more times and once again Seth Rogen follows up with a good comedy. I recommend it anyone who enjoys comedies and possibly...anal entry.
Observe and Report (2009)
Yeah...
Seeing that I really get a kick out of Seth Rogen, I watched this movie. I have to say that this was actually really hilarious seeing that Seth is always so serious in his movies but the ending was not such a smooth ride for me. If you pick up this movie you will see for yourself...unless you're a girl, and some females might not even enjoy it for reasons that people like to judge others even if it is just a movie. I have to say this movie was just OKAY. I don't think i would watch it more than a couple times every few weeks. Possibly not even that, but it doesn't mean I don't recommend it! I can say it is pretty funny and worth your while.
Halo 2 (2004)
Not as good as the first game.
This is the second halo game and i think the first game was a better storyline but shorter. this game may be a long game but it is the game where you see yourself dead on the ground if you turn around. in my point of view this game is easily worth 6 stars of 10. i found the beginning to be fun but you start off with the training like in the first game so that is cool i guess. halo 3 is supposed to be out in November 2007. and we have a game that i am ready for called halo wars coming out in stores. halo 2 did make an awesome effort on xbox live by the way. i enjoyed this game until the arbiter levels...then it got hard and you will die so easy. i know that most gamers will not want to die on a game very quickly...even on a game that is sequel to game of the year in 2001! that is all for halo 2 and be ready for halo wars and halo 3 everyone!!!
Cars (2006)
i return to IMDb with more comments!!!
i haven't sent a comment in since October of 2006 but i got this movie on its release day and it wasn't all that bad. i was expecting more comedy because we have Owen Wilson in this. the funniest part of it was probably the part when mater and lightning go to the fields and scare the tractors. i think they called it tractor tipping. i will soon be commenting on games just so all of you know. but this film is a great film for the family and get some popcorn to make it even better than a 7/10! cars was a good movie and very nicely animated! it can be considered more of a 9 years old's favorite movie. i am 12 years old and going on 13 in June. i brother who is 17 loved it and mater seemed to have a good time in the helicopter at the end. go and but this movie but if you aren't sure if u would like it...rent it! i get these cards for 1.99 rentals at my local blockbuster but i knew i would like this film. that is all i have to say about cars. MORE COMMENTS COMING SOON!!!
Jaws Unleashed (2006)
could have been a little better (comment will contain mild language)
let me get started with a terrible storyline and an awful control system. good animation but not too good graphics. that is why I'm giving this game 4 of 10. THIS GAME REALLY NEEDS AN Improvement IF YOU ASK ME!!! i would remake it and make this control system better so jaws is not so damn hard to control. if i made it to improve it i would make those graphics look better than on the movie. it will drive anyone crazy when you are getting killed so freaking easy. i played this and got killed by a diver when he had one of those flick knives in 2 hits. the dolphins will kill you so much that the shark will be begging to go to the bottom of hell. this game sucks some fat ass. sorry about all the cussing i think I'm done now. it just that this game sucks so bad that it should be taken off the store's shelf. i dare you to play the garbage and you will probably get so mad by dieing so easy so Don't PLAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bully (2006)
the best rockstar game this year!!! (maybe spoilers)
i played this and rented it the day it came out and i loved it! this is just like grand theft auto but it is only rated T for teen this time. it has a lot of levels too and the graphics are great. you play as a 15 year old boy named Jimmy Hopkins. you play sports such as dodge-ball and boxing or even wrestling. if you complete your classes 5 times then you will pass the class and will not have to go there again AND Don't GO CRAZY BECAUSE YOU Don't GET HOMEWORK!!!! there is 6 chapters in this game but the sixth chapter is endless summer so 5 really...i got this when it was a week old to buy from my local blockbuster for 39.99 and i was so happy i had enough cash. i liked this because it is not so easy that it will get you bored of it. this game has some very good parts but the final boss battle was kinda weak....way too easy. NO I WONT TELL YOU WHO YOU FIGHT BECAUSE I HATE SPOILERS!!! play this game or you WILL regret it forever and ever!!!!
Gun (2005)
the best western game i have ever played
i just bought this a month ago and i beat the game in about 5 days. i had a good time playing as colton white(Tomas Jane). his voice was also in the punisher movie and game. he does a great job on acting in the punisher and he was good in this game. i loved all of the boss battles in this game...it was perfect. the graphics were good and the sound effects were my favorite! this game is almost as fun as narc the game is. i enjoyed it because it was not loaded with sexual themes or strong language. i did not even find it to be that gory. riding the horse has good control system as of all the other things you do. this game was perfect and me and my best friend Scott love western games and most of all the movies!!! there is a huge chance that you will love this game forever so if your a western fan then you have to get out there and BUY THIS!!!!!!!!!!! that is all so HAVE FUN!!!
Conker: Live and Reloaded (2005)
it has it all (contains a lot of spoilers)
this is conker live and reloaded and probably the best game i saw in 2005. this is a remake of conker's bad fur day. it has some new things put in the game and that is a great improvement. the graphics have been upgraded 10 times better than the old Nintendo 64 game from 2001. so conker is a squirrel that drinks beer as you all should know. in the first level of the game it is a control learning type thing when conker is drunk he needs to get better and he drinks this stuff that clears away his huge hangover. conker is a great game to play and there is 3rd person view action when conker goes to war. you get a machine gun with unlimited ammunition. at the start of the game you will have a baseball bat in every chapter except for the last two called it's war and the heist. the heist is a fun and very very short chapter with all the matrix moves copied from what neo and trinity do in the first movie at the end in the bank. neo is conker and trinity is Berri(conker's girlfriend) sadly she gets killed by that evil weasel that is working for the panther king. this game is a very fun and very funny. it has some adult humor in almost every chapter...even the last boss is crazy looking by the fact it is an alien
Date Movie (2006)
yuck!!!
i got this as a present when i graduated from 6th grade at Reading Hillyop elementary school from my aunt and i should have thought twice before i saw this. I'm glad i didn't go to the theater to watch it. this movie is so gross with some stupid humor and it is not anything to laugh at. when i watched this i was thinking what the hell is this fat chick doing??? is was not a sad ending is was stupid from the beginning to end!!! all i need to tell you is to never watch this movie...it will just get you wanting your money back. i think that the unrated version was just as dumb as the PG:13 version. it should be rated R for RETARDED!!!!! just keep your mind away from this gross and yet terrible movie. i hope they don't make a date movie 2 and if you see this I'm damn sure you will feel the same way.
50 Cent: Bulletproof (2005)
a great game to play
i just played 50 cent the game and i had so much fun killing the bad guys with counter kills. this game really deserves its mature rating for blood,gore,intense violence,sexual themes,use of drugs and strong language. believe me...strong language is all over this game. when you start this game you are 50 cent and im sure you all know that. you play a few levels and 50 gets shot 9 times. if you want to understand this really well then you need to play the game for about an hour a day. this can be similar to grand theft auto but you cannot steal cars or bikes or anything cause you don't get to drive at all. it sucks but that is how it is for these games. i just registered IMDb.com and it is October 29,2006 and next im commenting on 50 cent's (Curtis Jackson) awful movie called get rich or die trying. but this is the game for any 50 cent fan and i must warn you, there is a litte free-play thing but it is stupid so don't get excited but its a good game though.
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
best in the series (has 1 spoiler)
i have seen all of the movies with our hockey masked friend in them and this is my favorite one! the reason i loved this part is because Jason is always doing something and he kills people with cool things like with the gun thing when he shot that lady in the eye. and best of all you get to see him a lot unlike on the 9th movie called Jason goes to hell. this is only the best of the Friday the 13ths but Freddy vs. Jason is way better!!! you will like this movie and get some popcorn when you watch it and have a friend over at your house and you will have fun!!! that is about all i can tell you about this movie because I'm not good at explaining horror films. get this movie and enjoy it!!!
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
funny
this movie was about what i wanted to see when i rented it about a week after its was put in stores. it wasn't the best movie though and im sure a lot of people felt the same way about it. my favorite part was when the president was at the united nations and made jokes about these foreign country people and a lump of dog crap. the part when john ryan's daughter was hit by lightning was funny too. my mom thought this movie was stupid but she like the president part when he farts and he says there goes that duck again. this movie is so funny and a perfect film to watch but you may find it with a load of sexual jokes and that is why most adults hated it but what i saw was the unrated vision so i cant say too much about this movie. i can tell you that this movie is one of the best in the scary movie series!!! P.S. sorry for all of those spoilers...
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)
not even worth 50 cents
this movie is trash and if you watch it then you are waisting about 2 hours of your life. i really liked 50 cent bulletproof for the xbox but this movie really made no sense. because it was so weird when 50 said he a gansta and the one dude says what do you do and 50 say im a rappa and the dude says what do you really do and 50 says im a gansta rappa.....what the hell does this mean. it did not make any sense at all and there was no comedy. my only question is why did this guy get his own movie????? my only request to you is not to get this boring movie. if you watch it then you will see that im correct about all of that mega crap. i gave his game a 10/10 on this website so you should find my name if you search it but the game comment has spoilers!!!! so as i said before...this movie is a waist of time. all i suggest you do is look for a cooler movie because you wont get much with this. believe it or not this is my first day on IMDb and this is my 3rd comment!!!
Jarhead (2005)
the worst movie ever made
i saw this movie with my best friends and i have to say that it was awful. there was no action at all. as everyone else says i would give this a 0 if i could because there is no point of this movie. it had enough of bad language to drive anyone crazy and it was nowhere near a good movie so all i'm trying to say is that if you get this your waisting all the money you could be using on gasoline. im sure others thought this was an awesome movie but it did not have shooting until the end of this and it was dumb because the only thing that the soldiers were shooting at was at the sky. the actors were acting dumb is a scene when they were taking each others shirts and pants off. so once again....this movie is horrible and i don't recommend anyone to even rent it at your local blockbuster...even if it is only $4.57 to rent.