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The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
Voice casting seems off
I love the animation style. The plot is not that great but the voice acting I found distracting. I know I'm supposed to pretend like this was a great film but I can't. I love Jack black but not as bowser. The silly dumbed down quirky villain this movie makes him out to be is forgettable and cringy. There were some funny moments. Mostly coming from bowser's assistant. But overall, this movie just isn't good in my personal opinion and it definitely isn't something I'd ever watch again. I hope everyone can find something to love about it and if you think it's great, I think that's awesome. But I was expecting more and got way less.
The Gift (2000)
Keanu Reeves is so hot
All I will say is that Keanu reeves is hot as hell in this movie. I wish he would abuse me too tbh lol I was captivated by that man. I wish he would slaughter my downstairs truth. Anyways, cate blanchet did a good job in her role. She's nothing to look at but she can act. It was entertaining through and through. Interesting twist. I figured it out halfway through. But I am passionately attracted to Keanu reeves in this film and I will soon rewatch. I had seen parts of it before now. But I am glad I watched it in its entirety. If you like being thrilled, you may enjoy and you may very well thoroughly enjoy.
Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)
So disappointing
I was so looking forward to this movie. And considering it apparently broke the record for streaming on Disney+, it makes it even more disappointing. What we got was a Disney channel original movie level film with a terrible story (teenage witches? Really?) and awful special effects. The writer and director should be ashamed of themselves. It's almost like they didn't care at all about making a quality film and just retconned until their heads popped. Utter failure of a sequel. No reasonable fan of the original would watch this and think "wow. Now that is how you do a sequel!" Anne Fletcher, thank you for ruining a classic Halloween film. You basically sillified Hocus Pocus and made a movie for 6 year olds. Now I hear they're making a 3rd film with the teen witches?!? Good luck with that. Hollywood has lost its mind. What a mess.
Andrew Santino: Cheeseburger (2023)
Didn't laugh once
This guy thinks he is hilarious and edgy but he is anything but. What a mess from start to finish. I watched with two of my friends... one of which watches his podcast with Bobby Lee on YouTube. Even He was visibly cringing throughout. This guy just isn't funny. He wants to be. He thinks he is. He's not. It was sad to watch and the only redeeming factor was that we got a good laugh at his expense by roasting how awkward and strange this man is. If you want to watch it, watch it... but don't be surprised if you are left feeling sorry for the guy. Why do so many comedians these days take themselves so seriously??? It's like they think they are the only people on the planet capable of being funny. Off-putting and odd. I didn't enjoy any of his "comedy" and he seemed very afraid of getting canceled which was a little cringeworthy but honestly funny because I don't think he could even be canceled, considering nobody knows who he is. Just outright weird.
Girls5eva (2021)
Every episode is a filler
This is nowhere near as good as it could have been. The show moves so slow. I got 6 episodes in and hardly anything had happened. The acting is mediocre at best and the music isn't good at all. Just a dumbed down version of 30 rock. Tries way too hard.